The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Don't you think you ought to at least have been there before you start talking smack? You know, just to lend a degree of credibility to what you're babbling about? Not that I want to be mistaken for Dakota as Cape's rump swab or anything, I'm just striving for accuracy and impartiality here. Why, I'm so accurate and impartial I'm practically the NY Times!



Uhhhhh, forget I said that, okay?

 

[DakotaRules]

I doubt you'll ever be mistaken as me. I look way to good.

I do have a video of Capes deep fried pig incident on the interweb, lending Flounder the idea, that he might have been there and seen the pig. That said, I reluctantly agree with PTN, that Flounder has no idea what he's talking about, as usual.

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul you working tomorrow?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

That pig confit was an awesome sight...

 

[RLinNH]

How the hell did I ever miss this thread!?!?!?

 

[paulthenurse]

Too busy helping the sheep over the fence?

Sorry Dakota, working tonight and tomorrow night. Taking my niece and nephew to WaWa today, come out for the afternoon.

 

[DakotaRules]

No worries. I'm going to brew tomorrow and ride my bike at night.

 

[Cape Brewing]

HOLY *%^&%*... like that's a fking visual I need after drinking Stinger IPAs for the last two hours... Dakota and PTN in effin' spandex bike shorts....

I just painted every wall in my living room (and ceiling) with projectile vomit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How the hell did I ever miss this thread!?!?!?

too busy giving handys at the 128 rest stop??

 

[DakotaRules]

HOLY *%^&%*... like that's a fking visual I need after drinking Stinger IPAs for the last two hours... Dakota and PTN in effin' spandex bike shorts....

I just painted every wall in my living room (and ceiling) with projectile vomit.

I don't wear Spandex, I have self esteem. This coming from the gus who always says "here drink this, you can stay on my couch and sleep and I'll just sit here and watch tv next to you."

Even more creepy when he shows you a couple of his ski masks that he wears in Vail. I think one was a dudes butt cheek he made into a hat.

 

[paulthenurse]

This coming from the gus who always says "here drink this, you can stay on my couch and sleep and I'll just sit here and watch tv next to you."

Can this farkin' thread get any weirder?

I'm suddenly paralyzed with horror at the mental image of Dakota, passed out on Capes sofa, a beatific smile on his face and a little puddle of drool on the pillow, while Cape sits there all glassy eyed, watching reruns of "Bill Belichick, A Football Life," all the while groping with his free hand between the cushions for loose change.


Wait a minute... That hand isn't elbow deep between two sofa cushions!!!!!


The horror! The horror!!!

 

[DakotaRules]

Good set-up!

 

[NJstout]

will U4 be live webcast again this year?

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul, have you started a thread for this yet?

 

[paulthenurse]

There have been a few 'behind the scenes' issues that have forced us to move U4 back later than usual. After Yeager's most recent court appearance it seems likely that we'll be able to proceed around the end of March/beginning of April. Unless the DA decides to refile. The MSPCA is pushing for that but I don't think he can get a conviction without the cooperation and testimony of the sheep involved and so far they've kept quiet, so I think it will be a go.

We'll post a date as soon as we can.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Man, that location is always a problem... Morse Dr is available Sat, March 24th... The day after Scotch Night. That has "epic weekend" written all over it. Hell... There could also be serious animal carcass cookin' going on if we wanted.

Just sayin'

(Dakota... I know I owe you a call. I'll catch you this morning)

 

[the_bird]

I know that some people here don't give a rat's ass about baseball, but they can **** off for the next couple paragraphs.

I just want to go on record, before ANY of the games start, and say that I think the Sox are going to be a lot better than most of the Boston "pundits" seem to believe.

I believe the Bobby V experiment will ultimately crash and burn, but I think he's the right guy (ego and all) for the team right now. It'll probably all crated in Year 3, but this year I think he's going to light a fire under some asses that need to be a-flame.

All the talk I hear about the team's lack of "talent" - **** that, the team was the best in baseball for a good chunk of last season. They'll score enough runs, even with questions in right field and at shortstop. Crawford's the X factor; he really can't be any worse, and he's at least got the potential (if he gets his head on straight) to be a real weapon.

The pitching will improve; I'm excited to see Danny Bard as a starter. Taking Lackey out of the rotation for the full season by itself will improve the team.

I don't know if they win the division, but it's not going to be as miserable as so many in the Boston media seem to think.

So, now that that's out of the way, back to the topic at hand. **** you all, when are we making U4?

 

[yeager1977]

So far it is looking like March 31 due to scheduling issues. I have ordered the 099 and will make a barely wine starter again.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape, do you for one minute think we don't see through your pathetic attempt at getting Dakota passed out on your sofa for another night of "Find the Hidden Goodies!"


I keep telling you, I just look stupid. (Unlike Dakota, who DOES seem to fall for it time and time again.)

 

[paulthenurse]

So far it is looking like March 31 due to scheduling issues. I have ordered the 099 and will make a barely wine starter again.

Cool. I ordered the second Mega Tun yesterday, it should be here next week! I'll start making up the frame and manifold this weekend! This is gonna be GREAT!!!!!!! 200 gallons, here we come!

 

[yeager1977]

Remember 13 gallon max this year. We can use megaton and mash all at once and split it into 4 brew pots. I have 2 25 gallon pots with banjo burners now.

Cape: no more 5 gallon pots for me

 

[DakotaRules]

Oh ya, I have 4 banjo burners...

 

[the_bird]

Are we going to have dueling banjos?

 

[the_bird]

Maybe I shouldn't post this immediately after a scene from Deliverance, but I'm still open to hosting a MasstoberWest sometime this spring. Maybe mid/late April, once the weather has turned better (and maybe I've finally gotten myself settled in). Maybe I can get some of the Vermont boys (Glibbidy, EvanMars, Billy Clark) to come hang out, too.

 

[day_trippr]

Pardon the interruption, but does anyone know how the heck this thread ended up in the "Great Lakes USA > Illinois HomeBrew Forum"???

Are the mods so totally challenged by geography they don't know from where MassHoles originate?

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Ha! Didn't even know they had gone live with the local forums. Guess we'll have to report ourselves, eh?

 

[yeager1977]

Do we really want to tempt fate and have this thread deleted?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No

 

[modernlifeisANDY]

Anyone around this week? Gonna bang out a quick hefeweizen on Thursday morning, Plymouth.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape: no more 5 gallon pots for me

Oh thank God... we were all nervous the blueberry ale supply at your place was going to continue at dangerously low stock levels.