The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

Dakota, Dakota, Dakota.....

Of all the great characters in Big Lebowski, the one that you apparently most closely associate with, the one that you decide to run with as your avatar, is the pederast, Jesus Quintana?

"An eight year old, Dude."

Just accept who you really are.

 

[DakotaRules]

I like Donny too! He's just a puss. Plus it's just a great picture.

 

[nhwrecker]

Mort,

I'm celebrating the New Year in Jersey. You suck.

Paul

Paul,
Glad I could be of service. I'll bring some fresh Bonaire salt home for you that you can rub in the wounds.

Mort

 

[paulthenurse]

I feel like this thread gives the wrong impression to people living in the ****ty non MA states about us. There is no way to throw down and bash people in the mouth on the internet. Since when do we talk this much without beer bottles to the dome?

Just saying guys, we have a culture to protect.

Anybody know what this kid is talking about?

 

[paulthenurse]

Paul,
Glad I could be of service. I'll bring some fresh Bonaire salt home for you that you can rub in the wounds.

Mort

Or I could put it around the rim of my glass and fill said glass up with lime juice and tequila. That would be nice.

But you'd STILL suck.



Just sayin'

Give our best to your lovely (and WAY out of your league) wife.

PTN

 

[bob1852]

Anybody know what this kid is talking about?

Much like cape's babble, I can't comprehend...

 

[DakotaRules]

Anybody know what this kid is talking about?

I have no idea. I didn't want to encourage any hostility.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

watching the winter classic, and thinking, isint too warm in philly for an outdoor game?

 

[bluemoose]

Or I could put it around the rim of my glass and fill said glass up with lime juice and tequila. That would be nice.

But you'd STILL suck.

Just sayin'

Give our best to your lovely (and WAY out of your league) wife.

PTN

Did mort out punt his coverage? We need pictures!

 

[paulthenurse]

did mort out punt his coverage? We need pictures!

rotflmao!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Lease is agreed on, got insurance binder in hand, zoning board has given us a green light... signing lease probably Thursday for a Feb 1 start date.

God have mercy on our soul

 

[the_bird]

Woot! Congrats, dude!

 

[DakotaRules]

Saaawwweeeeeeettttt! Congrats!

 

[Cape Brewing]

thanks Bird. We have zero exectations for this whole deal. We really don't. It still feels like we're doing almost half as a joke but... it's pretty damn exciting nonetheless.

As much as the bureaucractic crap that we've had to deal with has been a pain, it's been fun.

Famous last words!

Once we ink the lease, we gotta get our TTB paperwork in ASAP.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(thanks Mike also... sorry... hit send as you posted.

 

[bob1852]

So it's true........any idiot can go pro.

Kidding; congrats Cape!

 

[Cape Brewing]

1) thanks 2) i would use the word "pro" loosely.... for the time being. Calling me a "pro brewer" is like calling Paul a "professional caregiver". Sure, we wear the uniforms and go through the motions but... if my life depended on the outcome... lets just say I'm going to another "pro".

Who knows, maybe someday we'll know what we're doing but for the time being, it is one big experiment.

 

[the_bird]

So, what kind of capacity are you guys shooting for? Have you bought the brewing equipment yet? There's no MetaTun™ involvement, is there?

 

[the_bird]

Oh, and Dakota, I'm sorry but.... you really need to stop having an avatar of a pedophile who is literally licking balls.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hell... 1.5 bbl... SMALL... TINY...

We have four new 55 gallon SS fermenters and F-Dub is building a brand new 55 gallon single tier from ground up that is almost done.

Our rough back of the envelope says that we'll run off a 55 gal fermentor weekly.

The only equip we don't have are the kegs. We're kegging everything and am in the market for a big pile of 1/6th sankes. Other than that, we have a very large percentage of the equip we need.

 

[yeager1977]

So first brew you put in 90 gallons of liquid and get about what? 10 or 15 of wort by the time your new untried system magically drinks the rest?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No Yeager... We're not making blueberry beer.

 

[yeager1977]

With star San?

 

[the_bird]

On the "me-news" front ('cause it's all about me), our closing is in ten days. Getting pretty stoked at this point. Spend the whole weekend emptying out my house and filling up our portage storage unit.

Oh, and my realtor's hitting me up for homebrew. I told her she got my house sold in four weeks, she can have as many growlers filled as she wants!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blah blah blah. Brewery talk is wayyyyyy cooler.


Nah, congrats Bird. It's gotta be a big weight off your shoulders. A new pad is pretty exciting. Start mapping out where the taps are goin'!

 

[the_bird]

There's a little closet that I'm going to convert into a bar nook. It's exactly right between the built-in propane grill and the 1st-floor pisser, right by the back door. Going to get a mini-fridge. Put in some nice overhead lighting. Built a little countertop with the granite tiles I have left over from renovating my current kitchen. A couple glass-front cabinets to hold barware and the liquor. Probably a two-tap tower (they'll be another four in the basement, in the current beer fridge.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So Cape,

Do you have a name of the brewery so I can show support if I see it on tap or webpage to find? I know some places do the behind the scenes "homebrew fors" with not really a name. Just wanna keep my eyes open. I'm in your neck of the woods every so often and wouldn't mind supporting.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Www.bogironbrewing.com

We gotta get our azzes in gear on the site since it is pitiful to say the least.

Any support we get is GREATLY appreciated but realistically, our first beers won't be on the market for several months given how brutal the TTB process is.

 

[yeager1977]

Bog Iron Brewing | Follow our journey into setting up a very small brewery

We gotta get our azzes in gear on the site since it is pitiful to say the least.

Any support we get is GREATLY appreciated but realistically, our first beers won't be on the market for several months given how brutal the TTB process is.

Yeah you really do need to get going on the site. See the pic for what happens when you go there.

 

[yeager1977]

BTW Cape, I am pretty excited about you having a brewery down the street from me. Thats pretty cool.