The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

If you could post a picture I could give you a verdict.

+1

Verdict to be filed after photo

 

[DakotaRules]

Stare, kill her, take the body home, drink a few, ideas will come.....

 

[the_bird]

Paulie texted me the picture.

Meh. To each his own.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's an old pic. She's blond now.


Mutta farkin' HOT!!!!!!

 

[the_bird]

The good news is you can bang her all you want, you ain't going to get her pregnant. Plus, it's all ******** and anal.

 

[DakotaRules]

The good news is you can bang her all you want, you ain't going to get her pregnant. Plus, it's all ******** and anal.

Paul's giggling and sayin "Ya I know bird, been hangin out all day with it!"

 

[paulthenurse]

The only problem is that when I tell her to go get me a sandwich she brings back pancakes. I'm telling you, she's stupid.

 

[DakotaRules]

The only problem is that when I tell her to go get me a sandwich she brings back pancakes. I'm telling you, she's stupid.

Does she bring beer?

 

[paulthenurse]

She got 1/3 of the way thru pouring a #9 when the keg kicked. She asked if I wanted a Bud cause it was going to be a while till she got to change the keg.


I don't throw around terms like 'indescribably stupid' for no reason.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, I wanted to wish all of you knuckleheads who follow this thread s happy Thanksgiving with your loved ones.

Paul

 

[the_bird]

She got 1/3 of the way thru pouring a #9 when the keg kicked. She asked if I wanted a Bud cause it was going to be a while till she got to change the keg.


I don't throw around terms like 'indescribably stupid' for no reason.

Dude.

You were drinking a #9?

No wonder she offered you a Bud; what's the real difference, ****ty Beer A or ****ty Beer B, just ****ty Beer B has fake apricot.

I thought I knew you.

#9? REALLY?

Wow.

 

[DakotaRules]

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[bluemoose]

Dude.

You were drinking a #9?

No wonder she offered you a Bud; what's the real difference, ****ty Beer A or ****ty Beer B, just ****ty Beer B has fake apricot.

I thought I knew you.

#9? REALLY?

Wow.

That's a big +1!

 

[paulthenurse]

My choices were #9, Bud, Miller, Miller Lite or Bud Lite. What would you have picked?

 

[yeager1977]

Diet coke

 

[paulthenurse]

Remember a few posts ago when I wished everyone who follows this thread a

 

[paulthenurse]

Happy Thanksgiving? I take it back. I hope YOU choke on a hunk of turkey and pitch face first into a big plate of mashed potatos and gravy.

 

[yeager1977]

Yeah and when that actually happens to cape what are you gonna do then?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope, made it through Turkey Day alive. Honey-brined turkey kicked ass.

Happy Thanksgiving all.

 

[yeager1977]

Nope, made it through Turkey Day alive. Honey-brined turkey kicked ass.

Happy Thanksgiving all.

Huh???? It's only 11:06 est on Wednesday......

 

[paulthenurse]

He does T-day a day earlier than the rest of us, something about Ramadan and the Druid calendar. Do yourself a favor snd don't go there.



So I'm sitting at a bar alone chatting with these two girls.

(I have to work tomorrow, the_wife headed to NJ, her family all goes to her mothers but her mom us 85 and can't handle cooking a turkey dinner, so Al is the cook.)

And these two girls are telling me how they both can walk on their hands.

"Really? How far can you go?"

"Across this bar."

"No way!"

"Put your money where your mouth is."

"$20 if you both walk on your hands all the way across the bar."

5 minutes later there are 10 of us in the bet.




Farkin A if they didn't make it!!! The bar has to be 40 feet and these two walk on their hands the whole way.

So the only reasonable thing to do at that point is to go double or nuttin'


Best $40 I've spent in a while.

 

[DakotaRules]

Pictures Paul! You have an iPhone!

 

[paulthenurse]

Crap, I never even thought to do that!

Damn.

 

[DakotaRules]

Happy thanksgiving!

 

[Cape Brewing]

no pics... didn't happen

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh my God!!!! I just walked outside my building and there were nine super hot lesbians, butt neked all totally goin' at it like they were filming a porno!!! It was CRAZY!!! I didn't see any cameras so I don't know what was going on. I sat and watched for like an hour. I can't believe the police didn't break it up, but nope! Hot naked lesbians... RIGHT out front of my building!

I totally forgot to take a pic though... sorry... next time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If there is one beer I would guess would taste like sht.... It is a porter spiked with cat-pee simcoe.

Just sayin

 

[DakotaRules]

I believe you about the beer, you must have been drinking your own!

 

[Cape Brewing]

That sir.... Was perfect timing. Unintentional or not.. It was perfect

 

[Joos]

It's Piney simcoe!!!! F'ng awesome!!!!