The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe you should take more... more often... build up a tolerance.

It's an idea.

 

[DakotaRules]

Nothing better than pills and booze!

 

[paulthenurse]

Pills, booze and strippers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wasn't that a Warren Zevon song?

 

[paulthenurse]

If it wasn't it should have been.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... It should have been

 

[paulthenurse]

OK, that was entirely too much nice-nice between us.

You suck.

 

[paulthenurse]

Really looking forward to your presentation on Belgian Strong ales on Tuesday, Brian. Ought to be pretty good, seeing as how it's one of your favorite styles and you've had such a long time to prepare your presentation. I'm actually thinking about videotaping it for The Best of the SSBC Series. Try to keep it around 23 minutes, that way it will fit into a half hour TV slot without too much of your outstanding and valuable material hitting the cutting room floor.


Wait.... What?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zzz..zzz.....

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Well then, since I am presenting on Tuesday, should be fun. Mind you, this will be my first time speaking in front of alot of people. I will try to keep it relatively short, and to the point.

 

[Cape Brewing]

This isn't really "speaking in front of a lot of people"... it's beer club guys. So, I wouldn't exactly be nervous about it.

You wanna read through the BJCP guidelines giving highlights of different things that are specific to the style.

You also want to see if you can get some sort of history of the style if at all possible.... maybe a little bit of history of the main breweries that brew the style.

If you can find any tips around brewing the style, that's always a big help.

And then it is just samples... it's easy.

 

[DakotaRules]

Another added note, you know all of us. No need to be nervous just tell everyone to shut the f up. You'll do just fine. Try the style tonight and that way you'll feel more confident about speaking about it. It'll also provide you with more information when/if you brew this style later down the road.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

This isn't really "speaking in front of a lot of people"... it's beer club guys. So, I wouldn't exactly be nervous about it.

You wanna read through the BJCP guidelines giving highlights of different things that are specific to the style.

You also want to see if you can get some sort of history of the style if at all possible.... maybe a little bit of history of the main breweries that brew the style.

If you can find any tips around brewing the style, that's always a big help.

And then it is just samples... it's easy.

Printed info on the 18D and 18E style fronm the BJCP so I am all good

Another added note, you know all of us. No need to be nervous just tell everyone to shut the f up. You'll do just fine. Try the style tonight and that way you'll feel more confident about speaking about it. It'll also provide you with more information when/if you brew this style later down the road.

and I have already tried it, and I have an entry for the club comp for tonight

 

[DakotaRules]

Printed info on the 18D and 18E style fronm the BJCP so I am all good

and I have already tried it, and I have an entry for the club comp for tonight

Guess you'll see how it stands up against the style. Good luck.

 

[paulthenurse]

A really good idea to help ease your anxiety about speaking in front of people is to quickly down a pint of Jack Daniels beforehand. Pull into Franks driveway, unscrew the top and down the hatch. You might want to wash it down with a few pints just to be sure. Works every time. Its an old trick but a good one.

The whole "picture everyone in the audience in their underwear" trick is stupid. I'll be there. Robbnoxious will be there. Frank will be there. Do you want to speak in front of the club that badly that you would do that to yourself? Go with the Jack. Trust me.

 

[DakotaRules]

Of course Pauls way works also, they call it liquid courage for a reason.

 

[Melana]

Where am I?


How did I get here?


Why am I wearing lederhosen?


Why is my mouth killing me?

'This is not my beautiful house...
This is not my beautiful wife...'

 

[paulthenurse]

Same as I ever was.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I remember when this thread was awesome.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

it still is, minus PTN

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah... it was awesome for like a week... and now it lacks awesomeness. It rates very low on the Awesomometer.

 

[paulthenurse]

Be part of the solution or be part of the problem.



Damn, mow I feel like breaking out my old bell bottoms and tie dyed shirts and trying to get the president impeached.

Not such a great idea, I'd probably need two cans of Crisco to get the bell bottoms over my arse.

 

[bluemoose]

Not such a great idea, I'd probably need two cans of Crisco to get the bell bottoms over my arse.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i just threw up, diarhea, and cold sweats just thinking about that...I dont know if I will be able to present later on now

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya but thats a regular day for you.

 

[the_bird]

i just threw up, diarhea, and cold sweats just thinking about that...I dont know if I will be able to present later on now

Didn't you just get married? That's normal.

 

[DakotaRules]

didn't you just get married? That's normal.

+1

 

[bluemoose]

Didn't you just get married? That's normal.

To Paul? Heard that's legal down there now.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyone who doesn't cry during the final hour of "Rudy" has no soul.

 

[day_trippr]

Brady is The Ice Man.

But dayamm the offense played 58 minutes like they were wearing the COLTS uniforms.

I'm actually looking forward to the Bye Week, just to get some mental rest...

Cheers!