The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

Wasn't me. I was busy trying to figure out what to do after I got laid off this afternoon.


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Wait, what? Ah, man, I'm sorry to hear that.

 

[Melana]

Wasn't me. I was busy trying to figure out what to do after I got laid off this afternoon.


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Seriously? So sorry to hear this!

 

[Cape Brewing]

They could only ignore the necrophelia for so long.

 

[paulthenurse]

They could only ignore the necrophelia for so long.

None of them ever complained.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You've got mad skillz! (high five)

 

[bluemoose]

You got laid off, but you don't need to stop doing your job. Just start nursing beers instead of people.

Let me know if it's too soon, cause there are more where this came from.

Just finished brewing your Porter. I'll let you know in about a month and a half if I thank you for it.

 

[paulthenurse]

That porter is pretty damn good. Everyone who tries it likes it. We went through a full keg at Masstoberfest.

 

[bluemoose]

Reading that thread gave me the idea. I came out with an og of 1.070. Is that about where it should be?

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul sorry to hear that, let me know if can help.

Can you send me your porter recipe. I'd like to brew it sometime.

 

[bluemoose]

Paul sorry to hear that, let me know if can help.

Can you send me your porter recipe. I'd like to brew it sometime.

Dakota, Take a peak at his profile.

 

[DakotaRules]

I don't want to peek at anything Paul has, that's more of birds style!

 

[paulthenurse]

To quote Yoop, "You might not want to, and you would DEFINTELY hate yourself for doing it but you know you would look."

You d'bag, you already did look, didn't you?

 

[day_trippr]

I totally enjoyed that Porter and felt compelled to peek
It's now on my To Do list. Thanks for posting the recipe, Paul.

Cheers!

 

[DakotaRules]

I just got home from vacation so I'll have to look now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jsgxgsu!!!! Shsg!! Faaagsgsgshs

 

[paulthenurse]

Here you go.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f126/dirty-water-brews-porter-square-66586/

The batch I was serving at Masstoberfest did not have the espresso in it. I REALLY like this with it added. If you can, make a 10 gallon batch and put the espresso in one keg and leave the other alone to see the difference. Both are pretty damned good. With cold weather coming this is a perfect time to brew this beer, you'll be glad you have a keg or two on hand in a couple months.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am sleepy.

Hit ma' numbahs on the head though. Big Belgian IPA.

 

[paulthenurse]

Belgian IPA? I thought you said were going to work on your "Double Hopped Apricot Schwartz Wit?"

I for one, am DYING with anticipation while waiting for THAT grand unveiling.

PTN

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh, I forgot. It's code...

 

[DakotaRules]

It's part of the secret initiation. Didn't you get the memo?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe you should branch out and try something other than your usual Stella. Ommegang makes a nice "Belgian IPA". La Chouffe makes a few different hoppy belgians.

Sorry. I didn't realize that would be such an exotic style to you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya, I know. Been there, drank that. When's the last time you were drinking European brews at the brewery again?


"Hmmmmmmm,, so if he wasn't suggesting that there is no such thing as a Belgian IPA whatever could he be talking about?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

You're so worldly. It's impressive. I know I'm impressed.

 

[paulthenurse]

A regular Rick Steves.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I know, been a while, just wanted to stop in and say hello. Getting married is a busy thing

 

[paulthenurse]

Yes it is.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I was really angry that i had to miss masstoberfest. I was looking forward to it but being that I left a week later, the wifey wouldnt have been too happy if I wasnt home

 

[paulthenurse]

I see you are well on your way to morphing into Yeager.

 

[Melana]

I see you are well on your way to morphing into Yeager.

See, if he WAS Yeager he would have come to the party just long enough to drink no beer and for us to feel bad for him that he had to leave. he didn't even bring the dog.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager never drinks beer in public because someone might offer him something without blueberries. Good grief, imagine the spot THAT would put him in. Can't drink a real beer because it might (in fact it probably WOULD) taste like beer. Wouldn't want to go there...

And he's learned though bitter experience to NEVER pull out a pint of his Blue Balls Ales in front of us.

So what's a guy to do?

Chris's solution is to claim that he can't drink that day because of... His 'Excuse du Jur' usually runs along these sorts of lines...


A. "I have to take McKenzie to the vet to get her dingleberries waxed."

B. "I promised Leeanne that I would wash and iron the curtains in the living
room again. She was pretty pissed that I did such a crappy job ironing the
pleats last week, I don't dare screw it up again."


C. "I really would love to try your beer but I'm at my limit for 2011! Heck, I've had three beers since January first. No way! You trying to send me to rehab?"

D. "I have to take Leeanne to get HER dingleberries waxed. I did it for her the last time with a DIY kit, and the stubble was BRUTAL! We're NOT going to go through THAT again. I didn't sleep for a month, I didn't dare close my eyes. Every time she was just about asleep she'd move a leg a little bit and scream like she had a hedgehog in her knickers. I was VERY afraid."