The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

If I do good and make a funny at your expense, I might be able to weasel a bottle out of Cape!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Any conversion yet? Make Paul give you an extra share of the utopia for the yeast!!!!

He does make a valid point. For someone who was supposed to be a "silent partner", I've provided some requested opinions and now the yeast?

It would be fair.

 

[DakotaRules]

Im still rending! another hour to go.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll give you the extra share I was saving for Dakota.

 

[DakotaRules]

shouldn't you be saving lives???

 

[paulthenurse]

Mostly I just irritate people.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Crap Brewing
did you convert yet?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Do you wear Husky Depends???

Of course I have

 

[paulthenurse]

So your boil should start around 1:30 am or so? Smooth.

 

[Cape Brewing]

your a$$... BK is at about 207 right now. going to be boiling in a couple of minutes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

22.5 gallons at a boil. that 2.5 extra will boil off in an hour and I'll start chilling. Ok, so I'm not hitting 12:45.

 

[DakotaRules]

This coming from the guy who boiled all day and half a night with a stalled ferment!?!?!

 

[paulthenurse]

It's almost midnight. You are ALMOST boiling. You might be done with your boil by 1AM if you are lucky. Cooling off and hauling down the cellar 5 gallons at a time is going to take you till 2. I take it you aren't working tomorrow?

 

[paulthenurse]

It didn't stall till well after the boil.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What part of "22.5 gallons at a boil" confused you? Been boiling for 7 minutes already.

 

[paulthenurse]

Crossed in the great interweb time space continium

 

[paulthenurse]

You humping buckets downstairs yet?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bout five more minutes. I sacked out for about 35minutes during the boil. Sleepy

 

[paulthenurse]

You working today?

 

[paulthenurse]

Who's interested in road tripping to Buffalo Sept 25 for the Pats game?

PTN

 

[the_bird]

Could be interested (we got excellent seats last year for very little $$), but the odds of that game actually being played are... oh what, 2%?

 

[paulthenurse]

You don't really think they are going to kill that golden goose, do you? The owners get their peckers slapped every single time they fight the union, this time will be no different. It's not that the steroid cases are that smart, it's just that the owners always step in the sheet. When faced with losing their antitrust exemption they'll roll over . The games will all be played

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Im in, buffalo is a great trip...

 

[paulthenurse]

Im in, buffalo is a great trip...

Uhhhhh, sorry Rookie, we seem to be sold out. A full boat. No tix. Everyone already arranged things by PM's. Too bad. Would have been fun to have you. Bummer. Maybe you can go over to Yeagers and watch the game with him.



OK, who else is in?

PTN

 

[the_bird]

Buffalo is a helluva fun city, too. Community Brew Works (Sigafoos) might be up and running by September, too. I honestly would be a 9/10 for being in on a Buffalo road trip.

 

[paulthenurse]

Should be a blast. Too bad Rookie can't make it.

Hey Dakota, you in?

 

[paulthenurse]

OK, because of other commitments on my part, that means that Masstoberfest is going to have to be on the 17th .

I'll settle that with SWMBO and get back to everyone to confirm.

Too bad Rookie won't be able to make that day either.

PTN

 

[the_bird]

Just went to seatgeek to look at tickets, and prices are a lot worse than they were for last year's game. We had seats right parallel to the end zone, section 115, I think, three rows up, and they were only $60 each. Looking at ~$150 a pop now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zzz.... Zzzz

 

[paulthenurse]

Just went to seatgeek to look at tickets, and prices are a lot worse than they were for last year's game. We had seats right parallel to the end zone, section 115, I think, three rows up, and they were only $60 each. Looking at ~$150 a pop now.

That's only because they haven't played a game yet and so Buffalo is still (unbelievably) mathematically alive. That will change when they fumble and lose the ball on their first six drives of the year.