The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Rain or white stuff, I just don’t want more of this stuff for a while.

Really old photo taken after Sandy. The little gray crap box was only demolished a few months ago and new house is in the works. The two story homes are gone. Stay safe, it looks like I’ll just get rain or a trace of snow on Sunday.

 

[jrgtr42]

Looking forward to some white stuff to cover all the gray stuff...

there's a hair joke somewhere there, about getting old...

 

[Closet Fermenter]

there's a hair joke somewhere there, about getting old...

Maybe so, and I would be happy to field a gray hair joke, if I had any left.
As my dad used to say; “I’d rather it turn gray as turn loose!” Well, mine turned loose.

 

[day_trippr]

My hair says "old fart who still has to get hair cuts".
I'm ok with that

Cheers!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Hair? What's that?

 

[balrog]

A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair



[I wish]

 

[paulthenurse]

Insert screen shot of Shelby Scott hugging a telephone pole for dear life.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Storm prep

https://www.nbcboston.com/news/loca...melon-at-nh-market-basket-police-say/3236607/

 

[paulthenurse]

Acute watermelon traumatic injury. It's a thing.

I fully expect said victim to be on my schedule Monday morning
"The ER said to follow up with your PCP"

Why does the schweet baby Jeezuz hate me)

 

[day_trippr]

And so it begins...

Actually looking forward to the white stuff covering up all the grey stuff...

 

[Closet Fermenter]

And so it begins...

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Actually looking forward to the white stuff covering up all the grey stuff...

Better you than me! I don’t care if I never see snow again. I like cooking by a woodstove in 95° July weather in the South!

 

[day_trippr]

You say that now, but just wait...

"Next Stop: Quebec"

 

[day_trippr]

Aaaaanyway...this "storm" has "nothing burger" written all over it so far. I have an inch of huge wet flakes on the deck rails outside my office slider and the weather radar looks like this will be done in a couple of hours. If this was a week day I doubt the town would call for a Snow Day....

 

[balrog]

only 4" here
"supposed" to get 4 more, but it's doing a whole lotta nothin

 

[day_trippr]

I was a bit premature, we ended up with 7~8 inches of what looks like heavy stuff...

Coffee first, then snowblower...

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

Still going here, but I'm about to go knock it off the poor boxwoods. It is kinda heavy/wet.

 

[balrog]

ok. it was wet and heavy. yuck

 

[paulthenurse]

Wet slop

 

[balrog]

It's snowed another 3-4" since i cleared the driveway, which is hella-annoying because I have to clear the driveway to move the car out of the "brewery". Darned inconsiderate weather.

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, same few added inches after I started, and another couple of inches after I was "done".
I'll get that tomorrow along with the new berm the town plows laid across the end of the driveway.
I'd say we got ~13 inches all told...

Meanwhile...

I was wondering if @Cape Brewing still has Patriots tix - and if he used them today

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Look at this post on Facebook Log into Facebook

Bitch, please. Random Tuesday. I gutz mad skullz

 

[day_trippr]

Umm....okay?
Whatever happened to your Village Smithy thing?

 

[balrog]

ouch.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Looks like all is okay up there anybody got a spare boat I can borrow?

 

[paulthenurse]

Umm....okay?
Whatever happened to your Village Smithy thing?

I put in the time it takes to get it white hot, then hit it hard and keep bending it over on itself until it's all happy.

Then I go out in the barn and pretend I'm a blacksmith

 

[balrog]

I'm surprised all the commotion doesn't make your chickens crazy.

Also the blacksmithing.

 

[day_trippr]

Today I learned that age has its privileges in Massachusetts: a few months ago I had been summoned for potential jury duty at the Middlesex Superior Court in Woburn 10 days from today. I had received a postcard Saturday requesting I confirm my appearance via a mass.gov related web page when I stumbled onto this on the mass.gov website:

"There are age limits for jury duty — You must be 18 or older to perform jury duty. If you're 70 or older, you can choose whether or not you want to perform jury service."

Woohoo! And on that note, I'm a old ghost - for now, at least!
Showing up in Woburn at 8am is a pita (been there/done that - twice) and in winter makes it extra special suckage.
Leave it to the youngsters. Call me in summer

 

[paulthenurse]

I always wanted to be on a jury.

"He's guilty as hell, your honor, just look at him. Beady eyes, gigantic forehead. He has to be guilty. Hang him!"

 

[balrog]

They'd toss you immediately.

It's that outfit.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Today I learned that age has its privileges in Massachusetts: a few months ago I had been summoned for potential jury duty at the Middlesex Superior Court in Woburn 10 days from today. I had received a postcard Saturday requesting I confirm my appearance via a mass.gov related web page when I stumbled onto this on the mass.gov website:

"There are age limits for jury duty — You must be 18 or older to perform jury duty. If you're 70 or older, you can choose whether or not you want to perform jury service."

Woohoo! And on that note, I'm a old ghost - for now, at least!
Showing up in Woburn at 8am is a pita (been there/done that - twice) and in winter makes it extra special suckage.
Leave it to the youngsters. Call me in summer

It’s good to be 70 and have hobbies to keep yourself busy year round! So many better things to do than JD!