The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[smurfjuicebrew]

Do these people know what they are doing??

 

[balrog]

Oh! That’s Stonehenge. I thought it was a picture of the last Masstoberfest

 

[Dland]

Well, it would be a good justification to buy hydraulic machinery.

 

[paulthenurse]

I miss the good old days of Cape and I busting each others dangling participles for two to three pages at a go. Now I have to actually work when I'm at my job and he's far too lofty and elevated as a professional to hang with the likes of our unwashed asses.
Sigh.....

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Casting bait?

 

[paulthenurse]

Trying to liven this joint up. One can only revel in group chat weather recounts for so long. Need a bit more of the old days with Rick falling off six foot step ladders and megatuns.

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Casting bait?

Seems so ...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

It seems as though my husband will have a short conference in Foxborough this May. Should be enough time for 2 brewery visits.

 

[balrog]

That's a really short conference.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Good idea to pencil out the local shed tour.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

That's a really short conference.

It is and for my health, I limit my libation normally to once a week. Four times a week around St Paddy’s and also an HBC meeting put my liver enzymes up and my NP asked if I had been drinking much of the beer I make. So there’s that little hitch for me to keep in mind.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Good idea to pencil out the local shed tour.

I wonder if there’s an admission charge.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I wonder if there’s an admission charge.

Just because it says 'free' doesn't mean there's an extreme life changing cost.

FYI: stay away from cape cod as theyre working on the bridge.

Not sure of your route but Providence has some nice breweries on the way up. Tilted Barn is nice

 

[paulthenurse]

If you have any love for me at all you will go by Bog Iron and tell Cape everyone on the Masshole thread really misses him. Then wait a few moments, burst out laughing and tell him you're just sh!tting him.

Recreational ball busting, like any skill, needs practice

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

If you have any love for me at all you will go by Bog Iron and tell Cape everyone on the Masshole thread really misses him. Then wait a few moments, burst out laughing and tell him you're just sh!tting him.

Recreational ball busting, like any skill, needs practice

The last time I was there he wasn‘t. I had one and left but yeah, that sounds more like it.

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - has anyone ever seen both Cape and Tipsy McStagger at the same time?

Cheers! (An inquiring mind has always wondered about that )

 

[Dland]

I was thinking of going off island, but don't really need to. Now I know the bridge is impassable, I guess I'll wait until after summer. Just kidding, sort of.

Anyway, I have my amusements. The fact this firggn thing is sitting in my driveway with all its glory and needed repairs is a repeated and genuine source of amusement.

This is not the first time this has happened, about twenty years ago I bought a 10 wheal Mack B-61 with a 12 yard sander, I was drinking with a friend and jokingly agreed to buy it for $500. I found it in my yard shortly after, sort of came with having to be a Mass Highway owner operator contract driver, which I did for a couple of years.

 

[day_trippr]

Didn't we hear about that machine a couple of months ago?
Or is this a different machine?

Cheers!

 

[Dland]

Same machine, and it still gives me a good laugh (at my own expense) almost every time I look at it. One must find ones amusements where one can.

I guess I should not expect others to share my mirth at my folly, but had a pretty good buzz on last night. Now I got to go install fencing for a horse paddock...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Trying to liven this joint up. One can only revel in group chat weather recounts for so long. Need a bit more of the old days with Rick falling off six foot step ladders and megatuns.

No more step ladders for me, I'm getting too old for that sh!+. I have a single tier brew rig now.

 

[paulthenurse]

Headed down to Sagamore for Fridays with Grumpy. Plan for the day is to add "... and then we can have a beer." or something comparable to the end of everything I say to the littles.
"C'mon you two, let's take Bud for a walk and grab a beer,"
"Finish your sandwich and then you can have a beer."
"Nap time, you can have a beer when you get up"
"If you poop on the potty like a big girl I'll buy you a beer"

I wonder if the betting apps have an Over/Under on how many miles away from their house I'll get before the call from Spawn?

Like I said, RecBallBusting takes practice.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Wait - has anyone ever seen both Cape and Tipsy McStagger at the same time?

Cheers! (An inquiring mind has always wondered about that )

 

[day_trippr]

lol!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Rumor has it Cape and Hoppy eloped to Zihautanejo over a year ago.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wus up, *******?

 

[balrog]

Rain. And it's coming down. Spring is Springing. Time to clean the yard and pump up the bicycle tires.

And no, that's not a euphemism for anything.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Drinking coffee and getting ready to go turn a smoker into a non-smoker. Weather is nasty wet cold downpours, I’m glad it’s not snow.

 

[balrog]

I’m glad it’s not snow.

Tru dat

 

[paulthenurse]

... getting ready to go turn a smoker into a non-smoker.

Are you talking about BBQ or health care? Cause if you've got a way to do Option B I'd like to hear about it. I am usually spectacularly unsuccessful helping my patients to quit.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Are you talking about BBQ or health care? Cause if you've got a way to do Option B I'd like to hear about it. I am usually spectacularly unsuccessful helping my patients to quit.

I’m a hypnotist and my success rate is better than the statistical 30% which is roughly equivalent to NRT with counseling. I prescreen for the clients readiness the goal being to not take someone on who is placating their partner or parents. Just some tweaking of thinking and feeling can make all the difference.