The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

does anyone have the recipe for this famous talked about blueberry brew?

Just find a recipe for coors light and add an ass ton of blueberries

 

[the_bird]

So Paulie, Dakota, did you guys have a good time up in P-town together?

 

[DakotaRules]

I'm on the bus home! I was there for about 10 minutes!

 

[ArcticBear]

brewing a fat tire clone in andover today before taking the kegerator back to ct

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm on a different bus, Dakota beat me there by a bit. Ran into him at the 45 mile stop but the hills started shortly after that and my speed dropped like Rick off a ladder. Still, we finished, had a good ride and raised some money for a good cause. Thanks everybody!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

If your speed dropped like me falling off the ladder, you must have cheated to be able to finish.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Oh, and congrats!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

goodbye youk...fun while it lasted

 

[the_bird]

Pisser that it ended the way that it did, but it's also a pisser that he couldn't have graciously accepted a lesser role. I think we're going to be looking for a bat like his on the bench, and it'd be nice having him around to occasionally fill in for WMB, Ortiz, and Gonzo (especially the way Gonzo's not been hitting the ball). But, that wasn't going to happen, he wasn't going to accept being a part-time player, which unless he can get healthy again (a big "if") is probably all he is.

It really wouldn't surprise me to see the rest of his career play out like Nomar's did; bounce around a little, have some success but mostly keep struggling with injuries and kind of scuffle around for a while longer (not expecting the trade to have the same effect on the Sox).

Miss the big guy, but it was time - but it was time to go mostly because of him.

 

[bluemoose]

the_bird,

Was out your way this weekend. Elm court in Lenox. Vanderbuilt estate, what a beautiful place. Took all the back roads in Vermont.

 

[sweed]

goodbye youk...fun while it lasted

I remember his first at bat, home run. Then the team doing the ignoring routine to the rookie/ newbie, he was high fiving the air. Great player, and have a feeling he'll make the sox feel bad they traded him. I met him a few times, good guy.

 

[paulthenurse]

There are only one in a million athletes who can accept that their best days are in the rear view mirror and dropping behind quickly. I liked Youk, I even liked "his intensity" which is a polite way of saying a guy on your team is an Ahole. I wish him well, but it was definitely time to go.

Maybe he'll find a new venue for his athletic abilities as a triathlete. Sweat buckets, dope slap teammates and talking trash, all rolled upon one event.

 

[paulthenurse]

My taint is sore.


In case you were wondering.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh man... That better make someone's signature in a hurry.

 

[barneygumble]

So I went to north truro last week and looked for Cape Brewing's brewery to say hi. Couldn't find it. I blame you. All of you. I suffered miserably for the loss.

i had to console myself with fresh from the sea Wellfleet oysters on the half shell, tequilla, and almost nekkered college co-eds sunning themselves. It was hell.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya crazy bastid

 

[Cape Brewing]

Once again I find myself sittin' at the bah at the Blind Tiger.

This place doesn't suck

 

[DakotaRules]

Had a few 90 min IPA's for dinner and now a martini.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just had a Stone Dbl dry hopped Ruination... Wasn't actually that impressed with it. Thought it was actually a bit on the obnoxious side.

Having a Kiostritzer Schwarzbier now that is pretty nice.

Actually not blown away by the tap list tonight. It's solid, don't get me wrong but I'm not gonna **** my boxers or anything

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am currently in a beer bah that has a tremendous reputation as one of the best craft beer bars in NYC.... Guy just leaned over me and asked if they had corona. You have no idea the restraint I'm currently showing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did you have a chance to try out the Stone/Nankasi/The Alchemist collaboration? Googled their interesting beer list.

 

[Cape Brewing]

All they have on from Stone right now is the Ruination. What's the collaboration called?

Having a Mad River John Barleywine. Ehhhh. I'm not impressed. WTF. Not havin luck tonight

 

[basilchef]

In an effort to maybe keep a thread or two sorta kinda on track I thought I would start our own Masshole 'Tap Room-like' Thread.

Now I know it won't be easy for Brian to restrict his obnoxiousness to a single thread nor do I expect to confine myself to this singular romper room but let's give it a try. Bird, you're technically a Masshole so you get a guest pass for now. We'll see how you do and will make a determination later on vis a vis permanent membership.

The only rule is 'There Are No Rules,' other than the overall HBT decorum guidelines.


PTN

Greetings from WESTERN mass. yes we ****ing count!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh F&€¥. Another sheep-banger. Greeeeeat. Just what we need.

 

[bob1852]

Greetings from WESTERN mass. yes we ****ing count!

Oh F&€¥. Another sheep-banger. Greeeeeat. Just what we need.

If Amherst is Western Mass, what does that make me?

 

[basilchef]

Oh F&€¥. Another sheep-banger. Greeeeeat. Just what we need.

ha, i moving to boston in a few weeks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Baaaahhhhhhhh

 

[Cape Brewing]

If Amherst is Western Mass, what does that make me?

Too.... easy..... must..... fight.... off..... urge...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

All they have on from Stone right now is the Ruination. What's the collaboration called?

Having a Mad River John Barleywine. Ehhhh. I'm not impressed. WTF. Not havin luck tonight

More Brown Than Black IPA. It helps out the flood victims in Vermont:




It might be out of production now but it's on the Blind Tiger's beer list.

 

[paulthenurse]

If Amherst is Western Mass, what does that make me?

You, my friend, live in the geographical equivilant of my sore taint. Right now, I want you to go outside and look around. Go on...



See what I mean?