The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

As I recall it, the whining was coming from Her Most Imperial LeeAnne-ness.

You know, the usual.

 

[Melana]

That's not nice Paul.

 

[yeager1977]

Actually she was putting the girls to bed.

 

[DakotaRules]

Actually she was putting the girls to bed.

Did she tuck you in nice and tight!!!!

I couldn't resist.

 

[paulthenurse]

Dakota, everyone knows that the very LAST thing she would ever do is 'tuck' Chris in bed.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just pulled on the first pair of long pants I've worn in a nonprofessional setting since April. And socks. And a long leaved shirt.


I hate the fall.

However, area women, children and those with functional eyeballs rejoice.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Who's legs were in the picture over on the pizza oven thread? Couldn't have been you wearing those pants, that's about as nonprofessional as you can get.

 

[paulthenurse]

That was my other son Drunken. Ain't no way I'm squeezing my fat butt through that hole.

 

[nhwrecker]

*******. Why does a win still feel like a loss? Anybody know when the offense is supposed to start practicing this year? We could sure use them.

 

[j1laskey]

Is anyone planning on going to the Cape Cod Beerfest tomorrow? I notice Bog Iron will be pouring.....

 

[Melana]

Is anyone planning on going to the Cape Cod Beerfest tomorrow? I notice Bog Iron will be pouring.....

No. I am attending Masstoberfest... the best damned beer gathering in Stoughton.

 

[j1laskey]

oh yeah....that thing.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I won't be able to attend either... I'm pulling tap handles all day in the tap room.

(Sad face)


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[Melana]

I won't be able to attend either... I'm pulling tap handles all day in the tap room.

(Sad face)


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And we rejoiced.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And we rejoiced.

Et tu Melana?? Et tu??


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[Melana]

Et tu Melana?? Et tu??

Careful... I hear burning at the stake is making a comeback.

 

[yeager1977]

Had a great night at the Bog Inn with my wife the other night. Except for the bartenders.

 

[paulthenurse]

I won't be able to attend either... I'm pulling tap handles all day in the tap room.

(Sad face)

Can I get an amen?

(Happy face)

 

[paulthenurse]

Careful... I hear burning at the stake is making a comeback.

Not to be picky or nuttin' but Ceasar was stabbed to death, not burned at the stake.

That said, I'm all in favor of whatever form Cape's untimely demise takes.

 

[Melana]

Not to be picky or nuttin' but Ceasar was stabbed to death, not burned at the stake.

That said, I'm all in favor of whatever form Cape's untimely demise takes.

Difference here is Caesar was exceptionally intelligent..... They burned anyone.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Had a great night at the Bog Inn with my wife the other night. Except for the bartenders. View attachment 226063

Was that before or after you promptly spilled a beer all over the bar? Or before or after your SWMBO complained that there was no blueberry beer "like the taps at home"?


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[Cape Brewing]

Can I get an amen?

(Happy face)

The thing I'm most sad about is missing all that delicious pizza that's going to be made in your new oven. That's a shame


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[paulthenurse]

Bummah.

 

[Melana]

or before or after your swmbo complained that there was no good beer "like the taps at home"?

ftfy

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!!! I see what you did there! You pretended like I said there was no good beer in the tap room!!! Ahhhhahahahaha!!!! Well played! Well... played.


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[Melana]

I said there was no good beer in the tap room!!!

So sorry to hear that.

 

[yeager1977]

Was that before or after you promptly spilled a beer all over the bar? Or before or after your SWMBO complained that there was no blueberry beer "like the taps at home"?


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It was after both. And it was only a small a amount spilled the glass was almost empty.

 

[paulthenurse]

When you order a five ounce pour there is only so much beer to spill.

 

[paulthenurse]

Stopped at The Sluice Room for a few minutes yesterday. The place was packed with investment bankers trying to show who had the biggest schlong, with Cape smack dab in the middle of the melee.

"Oh, So you sit in the second car of the 7:30 train and manage $25 million in accounts? That's nice. I sit in the first car of the 8:;15 and manage my $450 million account."

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

 

[Melana]

thanks for the morning LOL Paul.