The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[homebeerbrewer]

Since Paul likes to post updates about his life, I'll post mine.

Insomnia sucks.

Paul, expect a phone call in about 36 minutes. Unless I pass out.

[edit 1:34] Maybe sooner, I'm hitting the whiskey.

[edit 1:54 am] Damn voicemail.

 

[Melana]

So does getting up very early.

 

[paulthenurse]

"Hey Paul, it's Rick. It's 8 minutes, no it's 9 minutes, it's almost 8 minutes till 2 and I couldn't sleep. Been drinking whiskey and I decided that you'd enjoy a 2am drunk dial. So I did. Too bad it went straight to voice mail, it would have been better if I woke you up. Ok. I'll talk to ya later."


WTF!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Melana]

Paul -do you feel the love?

 

[bob1852]

Cape, meteor shower was lame. You and the boys didn't miss anything.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I woke up about 3:00, then 3:30, and then 4:00 and it was all cloud cover so I didn't bother waking the mini-Capes.


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[paulthenurse]

They really ought to make those meteor showers at a more convenient time. 3:00AM is bullsh!t. What are they thinking? How the hell do they expect anyone to see it if they schedule the GD thing for 3;00AM?


Wait... What?

 

[bluemoose]

I bet Rick was up.


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[the_bird]

Napoli's on the DL.

Shanf's on the DL.

WMB's on the DL, not that he was helping any.

Doubront's on the DL.

Buchholz is a mess. Peavy's not much better. Well, yeah, but that's just because of how much Buch sucks right now.

The outfield is collectively batting at just about the Mendoza line.

Ugh.

 

[day_trippr]

I gotta ask: is that awesome gif all CGI or did that really happen?

And - either way - why is the driver still trying to steer?

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We need to see if No Hit Beckett is still available.

 

[the_bird]

I gotta ask: is that awesome gif all CGI or did that really happen?

And - either way - why is the driver still trying to steer?

Cheers!

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgRNYuFewS4[/ame]

 

[paulthenurse]

I've honestly never understood people who get excited about cars and car races and sh!t like that. That dude's just riding down the road and BOOM! Off come the tires. F that! The car is trying to kill that dude. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Of course, I've got my own reasons for not caring about cars.

 

[the_bird]

I've always pictured you as more of a bike guy, anyway.

 

[day_trippr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgRNYuFewS4

Wow. PTN might be right about that car.

How lucky is that pilot there was a long run-out? I can think of a lot of tracks where that would have ended with a compacted pile of composites, aluminum, and human goo

Cheers!

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Car show at Lime Rock Park. Nice little $320K Ferrari


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[Melana]

I've honestly never understood people who get excited about cars and car races and sh!t like that. That dude's just riding down the road and BOOM! Off come the tires. F that! The car is trying to kill that dude. Ain't nobody got time for that.



Of course, I've got my own reasons for not caring about cars.

We all have our little quirks.

 

[paulthenurse]

******.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

hope you all had a great holiday

 

[day_trippr]

Clearly, the Red Sox can't let Atlanta leave town until September...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Picked up a pair of water skis yesterday. The Great Couch Waterskiing Project us coming together.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I've been doing research. Watching the entire series of Faces of Death and analyzing Bird's GIF. This info could help us.

 

[paulthenurse]

Laugh all you want, Chuckles. No ride on The Couch for you.

 

[DakotaRules]

Laugh all you want, Chuckles. No ride on The Couch for you.

That's a scary thought, anyone willing to get a ride on a couch from Paul.


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[paulthenurse]

You sound a little jealous, you dirty little monkee.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Start stocking up on baby oil too

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTZ_ZPIEqBw[/ame]

 

[Melana]

That's a scary thought, anyone willing to get a ride on a couch from Paul.


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Shudder

 

[paulthenurse]

We're reaching all time lows as we approach the ten thousand post milestone.

Party on, Wayne!

 

[the_bird]

Stopping now, before **** gets any worse, is probably not a bad idea.

 

[paulthenurse]

Perhaps but none of us are smaht enough to take that advice.