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I woke up this morning to change the baby and found that the dog pooped in the house. A wonderful start to a fine Christmas Morning!!!
Beery Christmas!
Beery Christmas!
You could be at work. Like me.
Im telecommuting.
Actually I am ignoring anything short of a disaster
What do you guys do for work?
I suckle at the gov teet.
Alaska Air National Guard
Don't work too hard. Thanks for your service to the country.
I was in the Marines but never pulled duty on Christmas day unless I was on ship.
Gee - last night we got the same present, thus - the dogs are still kenneled. Bastards.
Let them outside after christmas eve with the family, probably outside at least 15 minutes.
Let em in and one of the little SH*Ts ... well.... SH*Ts on the floor not a minute after coming back inside.
Anyone know any good recipies featuring DOG as a main ingredient?
My boy woke up at 6:00am.
That early and the sun hasn't risen yet. He's thirsty and wants TV.
As I stumble my way to the kitchen I steps in a nice, not poo, foot warming gift left by the cat. Yes, it was still warm. That was in the hallway near the bathroom. I clean it, and my foot.
3 steps away from the kitchen switch, my other foot, another "gift".
Yay! $%$##@@^&*^^%$%#()!
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