The "Dear" , "Sincerely" thread

[Billy-Klubb]

Dear HBT,

Petite.

Sincerely,
Stout Season

 

[ChefRex]

Dear Stout Season,
BK is going to be racking up some frequent flyer miles(as long as he doesn't start with himself)handing out berry punches,
Sincerely,
Wesley

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear Wesley,

Your palate sucks.

Sincerely,
The Alchy Thread



Dear Other Posters on This Thread,

Consider your thread hijacked and hereafter filled with inside jokes.

Sincerely,
The Alchy Thread

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Dear who it my concern,

We own this thread because we are the drunks of the site.


Sincerely,
The alchy thread.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Dear Wesley,

Your palate sucks.

Sincerely,
The Alchy Thread



Dear Other Posters on This Thread,

Consider your thread hijacked and hereafter filled with inside jokes.

Sincerely,
The Alchy Thread

Dear Qhrumphf,

I agree.

Love,
DC

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Dear Alchy's,

Wahkasii!! (that's a karate chop to the taint)

Sincerely,
I Just Hit My Own Taint

 

[Colorowdy]

Dear if ( she who puts the if in difficult),
Thank you for helping me bottle. You are way faster than brew buddy ( stoner who naps on couch).
Have fun at the bachelorette party tomorrow. I still think you should have put sucker on the sash. Even though you and the crazy birds will probably be on Colfax. It would be funny. ( edit).
Sincerely spend ( The money you are spending)
PS brewing with out the girls around having us fetch beers is gonna be awesome.

 

[TXCrash]

Dear Friday night,
I only saw you till 9 and it was awesome.
Sincerely,
I'm getting old.

 

[ChefRex]

Dear Saturday morning,
Why are you here so soon and why am I at work?
Sincerely,
I'd rather be brewing.

 

[cannman]

Dear Coffee,

For three years now, I have been convinced that you don't do crap but make me pee and deliver bad breath... Why do I keep buying you daily, and why are you $4.00?

Truly yours,
Sleep guy at work

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear Saturday morning tea and/or coffee,

You are very boring and lonely without accompanying Premier League.

Sincerely,
International Break Means Boring Weekend

 

[Komocabo]

Dear Direct Hops,

Thank you for getting the 2014 crop of leaf hops in stock. That said, I should be able to buy more than one pound of Amarillo, or Citra per order.

Sincerely,
I want to buy more than one pound of a proprietary variety

 

[Zepth]

Dear SSR,
Thanks for being DOA. It's not like you were an integral part of the operation or anything. Just be ruined like that. You'll match my day.
Sincerely, Me.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dear legs,

I would be most grateful if you would wake up and get out of bed at the same time as the rest of me.

Sincerely,
Sound sleeper.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dear Saturday morning tea and/or coffee,

You are very boring and lonely without accompanying Premier League.

Sincerely,
International Break Means Boring Weekend

I have no problem drinking beer at 10am if there is footy involved. I suggest you may have a non-drinking problem.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dear thread fascist,

Sorry to go OT in my last post.

Sincerely,
Rebel.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dear thread fascist,

Sorry to go OT in my last post.

Sincerely,
Rebel.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Dear double post,

Pleas stop embarrassing me

Sincerely,
Embarrassed

 

[TXCrash]

Dear double post,

Pleas stop embarrassing me

Sincerely,
Embarrassed

Dear gnome,
Double posting is the least of your worries.

Sincerely,
One who's read your posts.

And it's spelled please.

 

[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Dear Jazmena Jameson,
Your cell or my cell?

Sincerely, OJ
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oj-simpson-transsexual-who-claims-4416395

 

[drainbamage]

Dear Jazmena Jameson,
Your cell or my cell?

Sincerely, OJ
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oj-simpson-transsexual-who-claims-4416395

Dear Karma,

If that is true, you are indeed a b***h.

Sincerely,
Yuck.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Dear Yard & Gardens,
Will you please learn how to take care of yourself? You're f*****g up my brew days.
Sincerely,
The G̶a̶r̶d̶e̶n̶e̶r̶ Homebrewer

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear parents of my girlfriend,

Thanks for not hating me on first sight.

Sincerely,
The guy dating your daughter.

 

[Black Island Brewer]

Dear DrunkleJon,
If they don't hate you, they think you're gay. And what you're doing to their daughter is not spelled d-a-t-i-n-g.
Sincerely,
A guy who always slipped under the parents' radar.

 

[Qhrumphf]

Dear bed,

Part of a good night's sleep involves actually sleeping through the night. Waking up a few minutes every hour is not acceptable.

Sincerely,
Quite literally tired of this sh**

 

[beavers]

Dear "Dating Our Daughter",

Thank you for not greeting us this way.

Sincerely,
As Far as You're Concerned, Our Daughter does not have Nipples

 

[DrunkleJon]

Dear DrunkleJon,
If they don't hate you, they think you're gay. And what you're doing to their daughter is not spelled d-a-t-i-n-g.
Sincerely,
A guy who always slipped under the parents' radar.

That, or her previous boyfriends were the below type.

Dear "Dating Our Daughter",

Thank you for not greeting us this way.

Sincerely,
As Far as You're Concerned, Our Daughter does not have Nipples

Dear 4 day workweek,

Why cant you be 3 days instead? I have some nipples to lick.

Sincerely,
3 more days to go.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Dear Bachelor Party,

Be gentle. It's my first time.

Sincerely,
The Bachelor

 

[cannman]

Dear nipple lickers on this thread,

I have infant twins therefor there is no nipple available for said licking activity anymore. May I suggest finding girlfriend specimens with a third nipple?

All the best,
20/20 hindsight

 

[Newsman]

Dear nipple lickers on this thread,

I have infant twins therefor there is no nipple available for said licking activity anymore. May I suggest finding girlfriend specimens with a third nipple?

All the best,
20/20 hindsight

Dear 20/20 hindsight,

Just because YOU'RE on a diet, doesn't mean the rest of us can't eat cake! :cross:

Sincerely,
Every other guy