Zul'jin
Well-Known Member
Ok. First off, the 70s were stylin! Wood panel and orange macrame plant holders. Why there's an L (an L? It's a consonant, but with a vowel sound when you say the letter. Weird) in avocado, oh, there's not. Never mind. But never mind should be one word.
Why am I seeing all these 70s theme commercials? Did we really eat that much KFC in the 70s? I dunno. Popeyes came out in the 70s and we were Popeyes people.
Now Gillette, makers of the shave your face with an entire collection of razors razor, has a 70s commercial.
And Dodge brought back the Challenger and is bringing back the Dart. Well, they're making cars they call the Challenger and the Dart. Neither have big honking chrome bumpers. And do you know why? Car washes.
So now I see this commercial and this hot woman is on a pool chair and she goes to raise a glass. As she does, it gets longer and longer and the bottom is round. Bulbous. Flared at the top, gets longer as she pulls it and it's bulbous at the base. TV ain't fooling me. I caught that.
Why am I seeing all these 70s theme commercials? Did we really eat that much KFC in the 70s? I dunno. Popeyes came out in the 70s and we were Popeyes people.
Now Gillette, makers of the shave your face with an entire collection of razors razor, has a 70s commercial.
And Dodge brought back the Challenger and is bringing back the Dart. Well, they're making cars they call the Challenger and the Dart. Neither have big honking chrome bumpers. And do you know why? Car washes.
So now I see this commercial and this hot woman is on a pool chair and she goes to raise a glass. As she does, it gets longer and longer and the bottom is round. Bulbous. Flared at the top, gets longer as she pulls it and it's bulbous at the base. TV ain't fooling me. I caught that.