Thank God for cousins!

[AKchill]

My cousin, who isn't drunk yet, is going to pick up my new girlfriend from her friends's house for me. I love him like a brother now. Hopefully, with any luck, I'll at least get a good rubdown...

 

[thataintchicken]

hmm.
Cousins.

someday... after I am good and Druck on Apfelwein... I'll share my story about a cousin.

 

[Hambone]

hmm.
Cousins.

someday... after I am good and Druck on Apfelwein... I'll share my story about a cousin.

that sounds disturbing for some reason

 

[jgln]

My cousin, who isn't drunk yet, is going to pick up my new girlfriend from her friends's house for me. I love him like a brother now. Hopefully, with any luck, I'll at least get a good rubdown...

Who knows, maybe he will.

I had a girlfriend I met while she was up here visiting her sister for about a month from Florida. We hit it off so well and missed her sister she decided to move back up here. She went back down and packed her stuff up and her cousin (male) and his friend (male erotic dancer) helped her transport her stuff back up. By the time they got here she hooked up with the dancer and I was history. Be carful! I see her every so often but have no desire to let her know, I just keep going.