(610): he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Marry that girl! Rational and witty
(610): he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Man, I love this thread!- DwainDude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
(907): I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
(610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
(937): wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
(1-937): u like it?
(937): NOT THE POINT.
(269): Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
(310): Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
(508): Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
(781): So you're taking me there this weekend?
(508): oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
(586): we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Now that's a party!
No mention of the cup?
Thankfully, I've never seen that little gem of a video!
What's with everyone talking about it again? Certain repressed memories need to stay repressed!!
(253): is there any particular reason you took a **** in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
(972): I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I phucked her. I dare you to beat that.
(714): He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
(865): Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Was this anyone on here?
.(602): Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
(909): how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I say give it a sniff, you should be able to figure it out
(307): Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
.(626): i love how people use prayer to talk **** about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
(858): I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Obviously, not someone from HBT. All we need to know is where the tap is.
Hell I don't even need to know where the tap is. Just the nearest beer, shot, bottle, glass etc....
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(651): Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made forking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
hahahaha, thats my area code
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