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[JLem]

So fairies beats gnome, gnome beats bear, bear beats fermentor, spock beats unicorn.... got it.

And sometimes the gnomes leave you wrapped presents

 

[static]

See that's what happen when you blow your unicorn, a fairy looses its wings and the gnome/fairy ratio gets all out of whack.

 

[cheezydemon3]

See that's what happen when you blow your unicorn, a fairy looses its wings and the gnome/fairy ratio gets all out of whack.

You.......did what to your unicorn?.......


I find it hard to believe that only aygov, myself, dbhokie, GilaMinumBeer, and Hang Glider worship the were-PIG during the triple decoction stage. WTF do the rest of you do?

 

[Penguinetti]

I find it hard to believe that only... worship the were-PIG during the triple decoction stage. WTF do the rest of you do?

I'm more of a Manticore lover myself...

that, and sometimes the Liger.

 

[Joe13]

Dammit you caught me. It will be stella...............


WHY THE EFFF WOULD I MAKE STELLA WHEN I OBVIOUSLY HAVE FRESH DOG,CAT,FAIRY,HOPS, AND.......POSSIBLY......SOME GRAIN!!!!

It will be a dry hopped lager...


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! Didn't see that coming, did ya??

You crazy Sonofa........

You.......did what to your unicorn?.......


I find it hard to believe that only aygov, myself, dbhokie, GilaMinumBeer, and Hang Glider worship the were-PIG during the triple decoction stage. WTF do the rest of you do?

I don't have the right equipment in my home, so i outsource to a local brewery. They include free Were-pig worship in the rental pricing. Leaves me a ton of time to hit on the brew fairies.

 

[JLem]

You.......did what to your unicorn?.......


I find it hard to believe that only aygov, myself, dbhokie, GilaMinumBeer, and Hang Glider worship the were-PIG during the triple decoction stage. WTF do the rest of you do?

Don't get me wrong...I'll definitely be were-PIG worshiping when I triple decoct - I just don't find it necessary with single or double decoctions. In those cases, I manage just fine utilizing the bare beer fairies.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I don't have the right equipment in my home, so i outsource to a local brewery. They include free Were-pig worship in the rental pricing. Leaves me a ton of time to hit on the brew fairies.

Don't get me wrong...I'll definitely be were-PIG worshiping when I triple decoct - I just don't find it necessary with single or double decoctions. In those cases, I manage just fine utilizing the bare beer fairies.

I'm more of a Manticore lover myself...

that, and sometimes the Liger.

Speechless....just speechless, lol. Rare for me.

 

[Joe13]

Speechless....just speechless, lol. Rare for me.

Trust me, I am great at useless banter. you need info on anything pertinent to brewing? don't PM me. you want a thread to go off-topic and strange? Im your guy.

 

[Penguinetti]

Trust me, I am great at useless banter. you need info on anything pertinent to brewing? don't PM me. you want a thread to go off-topic and strange? Im your guy.

It's true. I've seen him do it.

And not just on the internetz either. His bedroom talk is something made of legends.

 

[cheezydemon3]

It's true. I've seen him do it.

And not just on the internetz either. His bedroom talk is something made of legends.

Did this "pillow talk" involve a unicorn? If so I'm gettin my rocket launcher.

 

[Penguinetti]

Did this "pillow talk" involve a unicorn? If so I'm gettin my rocket launcher.

I told you; some of us don't have unicorns...





we have Narwhals.

 

[cheezydemon3]

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f19/only-one-mythical-beast-life-293117/

You want the best, world class research of nonsensical Incredibly important stuff....

 

[static]

Narwhals are mammal fish, unicorns are mighty steeds. Just because they both have horns doesn't mean that you can or should interchange them. Next you'll be wanting to use possums for cats because they both have tails and teeth.

Oh ya and Romulus beats Spock

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a Commotion
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals!
Just dont let them touch your balls!
Narwhals They are narwhals!
Inventors of the Shishkebab!

 

[static]

Why is it that i can picture you sitting there singing that....

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Why is it that i can picture you sitting there singing that....

And while wearing lederhosen, playing an accordion?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the Ocean Causing a Commotion
Cuz they are so awesome
Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean
Pretty big and pretty White
They beat a polarbear in a fight
Like an underwater Unicorn
They got a kickass facial horn!
Their the jedi's of the sea!
They stop Cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals they are Narwhals Narwhals!
Just dont let them touch your balls!
Narwhals They are narwhals!
Inventors of the Shishkebab!

He is giving me a run for the throne folks!! Giving me a damned run......LOL

 

[JoeyChopps]

now I got the song stuck in my head

 

[Penguinetti]

He is giving me a run for the throne folks!! Giving me a damned run......LOL

Pepto-bismol will solve that for ya.

 

[cheezydemon3]

So! Who is up for cannibalism? (assuming you are not a narwhal of course)

 

[static]

Hrm... I don't know... I like meat and all, especially a nice MLT when the Mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is crisp, mmmm tasty. Roasted biped mammal just doesn't sound as good.

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Hrm... I don't know... I like meat and all, especially a nice MLT when the Mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is crisp, mmmm tasty.

Don't rush a miracle man, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles!

 

[Penguinetti]

Hrm... I don't know... I like meat and all, especially a nice MLT when the Mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is crisp, mmmm tasty. Roasted biped mammal just doesn't sound as good.

I don't know... I heard we taste like chicken.

Personally, I'm getting kind of bored with chicken.

Now if we tasted like something interesting, it might be a little different.


I say we start off small. Instead of straight eating people like cows, why don't we use people to make food. Like cows. Milk, for example. Milk the people. And then make cheese out of it. Give that a try. If that's tasty, then progress from there.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Like RIGHT???????

I had this guy just ADAMANT that I would LOVE frog legs.

"JUST like chicken man! JUST LIKE CHICKEN!!!!!!" as if chicken is the most delicious thing around.

Well made chicken? AWESOME!!!!


Plain boiled chicken? VOMIT!!!!!!

OK, so no cannibalism. Back to my beer.

Concensus seems to be to lager a few cats, dry hop with cats, add a few grains, spend a minimal amount of time worshipping a were-pig, triple decoct, and molest a brew fairy every 1.3 seconds throughought the brewing process.

EPIC!!!!!!! Dry hopped lager with the blessing of the were-pig, and the curses of the brew fairies.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Dont forget that with a cat lager; flavor, aroman and mouthfeel mean nothing, its all about head retention and lacing...

 

[cheezydemon3]

Dont forget that with a cat lager; flavor, aroman and mouthfeel mean nothing, its all about head retention and lacing...

You get flavor and aroma from the dry catting.

Sanitizing those things is a BITCH!

 

[static]

I say we start off small. Instead of straight eating people like cows, why don't we use people to make food. Like cows. Milk, for example. Milk the people. And then make cheese out of it. Give that a try. If that's tasty, then progress from there.

And that's where the soylent green came from....

You get flavor and aroma from the dry catting.

Sanitizing those things is a BITCH!

Use a muslin bag and river water. Calms them right down.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Use a muslin bag and river water. Calms them right down.

Lol

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

You.......did what to your unicorn?.......


I find it hard to believe that only aygov, myself, dbhokie, GilaMinumBeer, and Hang Glider worship the were-PIG during the triple decoction stage. WTF do the rest of you do?

****!

I totally mis-read that.

Now what the **** am I supposed to do with this scale warship and pigskin costume?

 

[cheezydemon3]

****!

I totally mis-read that.

Now what the **** am I supposed to do with this scale warship and pigskin costume?

USE IT! WTUDF?? (what the unfiltered dog f{}ck)

my post was merely asking why TF the others don't worship the were pig.

My brews that skipped the were-pig worship during the triple decoct lack a certain depth of flavor and seem to develop more esters and leg hair than my other brews.