Stupidest Song Lyrics EVER!

[HarborTownBrewing]

"Eight days a week"

I get it I get it, it's an expression and all, but geeeeeeez it's astrologically impossible!

 

[firerat]

That stupid Ironic song by Alanis Morrisette.

4 minutes of situations that are unfortunate. Not a single one ironic.

 

[calebgk]

"Will it ever stop. Yo..... I don't know."

Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice

 

[nDub]

I always felt that the theme song to captain planet was phoned in....

Kinda like a real life "choppin broccoli" skit by Dana Carvey.


Captain Planet Theme Song

Earth!
Fire!
Wind!
Water!
Heart!

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side

Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder

"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"

(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:

"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"

 

[grrickar]

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

I made a horrendously bitter black IPA once, something like 200IBUs. I named it Black Betty :fro:

 

[harleybug88]

His lyrics are great but he sounds like a kazoo.

Not so much the lyrics as god-awful voice.

Lay lady lay, Tangled up in blue and positively 4th street. Come on, Ya gotta forgive his voice just a little bit.

 

[passedpawn]

I listen to country a lot. I could pretty much paste any of those lyrics here. Florida Georgia Line, I'm looking at you.

That doesn't include Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, two singers I think are fantastic and choose great songs to record.

 

[woo_pig]

Pretty much any pop music these days suck .I'd rather listen to some hair bands than that crap.

 

[Zuljin]

"Your love is like bad medicine. Bad medicine is what I need.
Whoa oh oh
Shake it up just like bad medicine
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease"

drops mic...

But... Is Bon Jovi metal?

Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Black Betty had a child, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone wild, bam-ba-lam
Said it weren't none of mine, bam-ba-lam
The damn thing gone blind, bam-ba-lam
I said oh, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam
Whoa, Black Betty, bam-ba-lam

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:rockin:

That stupid Ironic song by Alanis Morrisette.

4 minutes of situations that are unfortunate. Not a single one ironic.

I think that's the irony. It's the only reasonable explanation.

I listen to country a lot. I could pretty much paste any of those lyrics here. Florida Georgia Line, I'm looking at you.

That doesn't include Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, two singers I think are fantastic and choose great songs to record.

1-800-273-TALK

 

[masonsjax]

I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map
I'm the map!

 

[firerat]

I listen to country a lot. I could pretty much paste any of those lyrics here. Florida Georgia Line, I'm looking at you.

That doesn't include Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, two singers I think are fantastic and choose great songs to record.

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[ChelisHubby]

REmember Groovy Grubworm.

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overboard, self assured
Oh no I know, a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Hey, yay

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift, I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido, yeah

Hey, yay

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello, hello, hello, how low [x3]
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido

A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial
A denial, A denial, A denial, A denial.

 

[Auger]

I listen to country a lot. I could pretty much paste any of those lyrics here. Florida Georgia Line, I'm looking at you.

That doesn't include Miranda Lambert and Jason Aldean, two singers I think are fantastic and choose great songs to record.

She thinks my tractor's sexy.


How can you go wrong with that??

 

[HarborTownBrewing]

In a separate but related realm, yesterday I was paying attention to 21 Pilots lyrics and noticed they were censoring out the word "Bullet". Since when did that happen?

 

[Homercidal]

In a separate but related realm, yesterday I was paying attention to 21 Pilots lyrics and noticed they were censoring out the word "Bullet". Since when did that happen?

Probably about the same time all the classic rock stations I listen to started censoring the bad words from ZZ Top, Pink Floyd, Steve Miller, etc. It's annoying.

It's straight up Bshizzle, knowI'msayn!

 

[BreezyBrew]

How about a lil 38 Special? Rockin' in to the night, Rockin' into the night.

 

[Peruvian802]

The Police

Do do do do, da, da, da, da, that's all I want to say to you.

 

[HarborTownBrewing]

Meanwhile, I turn on a rap station, and half of it is censored out. Why do the radio stations even try?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

REmember Groovy Grubworm.

No

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto, an Albino
A mosquito, my libido

Yup pretty nonsensical for all the hype, but not too many words rhyme with mosquito.

 

[alphaomega]

You can close this thread now. 'The look' by Roxette.

One, two, three, four walking like a man
Hitting like a hammer
She's a juvenile scam
Never was a quitter
Tasty like a raindrop
She's got the look
Heavenly bound
Cause heaven's got a number
When she's spinning me around
Kissing is a color
Her loving is a wild dog
She's got the look
She's got the look (She's got the look) She's got the look (She's got the look)
What in the world can make a brown-eyed girl turn blue
When everything I'll ever do I'll do for you
And I go la la la la la she's got the look
Fire in the ice
Naked to the t-bone
Is a lover's disguise
Banging on the head drum
Shaking like a mad bull
She's got the look
Swaying to the band
Moving like a hammer
She's a miracle man
Loving is the ocean
Kissing is the wet sand
She's got the look

For the record, I'm swedish. But in our defense, we do have some pretty effing excellent music also.

 

[Dixon9717]

And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

A classic but even The Beatles admitted the lyrics are rubbish.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Anything by Will.i.Am or Kanye West.

 

[nDub]

Any song off the "Flood" album by They Might be Giants. Pretty ridiculous but such a great album.

Also Paul Simon "Graceland" is full of dumb lyrics but another great album.

 

[ChelisHubby]

It goes back to 69 or 70 I think I was about 11, It don't say much I believe it says I am a Grubworm!