Strangest beer opener / beer vessel used?

[DisturbdChemist]

Use this if there is no other option or a corner i can use. For twist off i use my arm to open them.

 

[Mongrel]

Wedding ring as well. My wife used to care but after I threw out my kangaroo scrotum bottle opener I got at a tourist shop in Sydney she is happy.

I love my kangaroo scrotum opener.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I love my kangaroo scrotum opener.

why do you want to open kangaroo scrotums? are you part of some strange Aussie cult? and why not wallaby's?

 

[Ply318ci]

It was a wooden mold with a kangaroo "scrotum " wrapped around it. It was designed to look like a scrotum with balls and a bottle opener on top. I liked asking people to "Hand me my sack/balls." When I needed to open a beer. The look on my wife's female friends face was worth it.

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[Billy-Klubb]

but what about the wallaby's?!? I won't tolerate any wallaby hate!

 

[bbnbrew]

A horseshoe although I admit modifying it a bit.
FYI if anyone wants one let me know.

 

[nukebrewer]

When I wore one, I would use my wedding ring if nothing else was available/convenient. It's rare that I'm in a situation where I can't find an edge to pop a top off with. For glassware, I have used, on occasion, a chemistry flask I snagged from work.

 

[Mongrel]

why do you want to open kangaroo scrotums? are you part of some strange Aussie cult? and why not wallaby's?

No wallaby got nuts like this.

 

[Ply318ci]

That is exactly what I had.


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[jhoneycutt]

No wallaby got nuts like this.

Well at least we know there's one really tame and gentle kangaroo in the world. Lol

 

[Zepth]

All the more reason to request your wedding band to be like so. For me the strangest opening device would be when I was working on some chain maille and a friend brought me a beer, just rip the cap right off with the pliers I already had in my hand. Strangest drinking vessel? Recently would be my bottling bucket to not waste, on a longer time frame would be when Boston Pizza had their "Fishbowl Fridays" promotions.