stipid edd headeesd bichtt

[SnickASaurusRex]

?
ur trin wrked


dogs stil stnk bad

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

yur dads cmn over now to tlk TWF thtas did nt work.

 

[Fingers]

Really? She's on the way home?

Tell her to bring home a lottery ticket. You're on a roll.

*edit* Oh, it didn't work. Now her Dad is coming over.

Have you got a webcam?

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

imna jimms hous gnite

 

[Fingers]

Good night. Hope Dad doesn't trash your house when he finds you aren't there.

 

[Revvy]

Wow...Just wow...It got better after I went to bed.
I hope we have a follow up. (In English, not Druk)

So I'm still confused as to why swmbo got pissed? Is #%$@# Fat Chick her sister or something?

And why did FIL get involved?

People wanna know...

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

Arg! Good morning (3:45 pm). There is a dam pecker bird in my skull blasting the back of my eyes. I woke up to find this grab-de-goop conversation. I tell you now never drink nyquil hefeweizen when facing harassment accusations by 17 year old boss fat girl red headed bitc. That stuff is strong. Not real nyquil just fermented the dam thing way too hot.

What have we learned boys 'n' girls. Never drink without your helmet on. No thats not it. anyway Wow what happened.

By the way Jimmy just lives down the street so no I didn't drive there.

My dog still stinks this morning. He ate all the trub that I dumped in my garden and now he sihts garbage slime and oozes sewer gas. blah.

So the wife is not mad at me. She had to watch her (oops) little sister last night. She's mean letting me think that she was. Her dad is out of town but I misunderstood her.

Stupid dog keeps farting. Jimmy wont let me crash there again. I woke up on his porch swing in a pair of whity-tighties (I ware boxers), with a large great dane drooling over me.

int been that pissy since high school.

Ahh the dogg just shat again.

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

Who the F is FIL?

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

BTW fingers - you a real bass-tard. "Call her it'll be better."

Yeah I had to walk two blocks home in some one elses' underwear. blah.

 

[homebrewer_99]

I have no idea what the OP is saying, but I do know that I WANT SOME, NO, I WANT A LOT, OF WHATEVER HE'S SMOKING!!!! :rockin:

 

[NJTomatoguy]

Throw on the beer goggles and take one for the team. Big girls need love too!

But she will tell everyone, and probably fall in love with you, which might make things awkward with the wife.

Aw hell, just do it. wear the tightey whiteys on your head, and bring an extra set of boxers. How pissed could the wife get?


I no way endorse the shagging of fat chicks,especially by married men. This post is for entertainment purposes only, and if she throws your a** out, you will sleep on yuor own porch, cuddled up with a great dane, at your own risk!

Go For It!

 

[Saccharomyces]

This thread is some funny sh!t. Prosted!

 

[Fingers]

BTW fingers - you a real bass-tard. "Call her it'll be better."

Yeah I had to walk two blocks home in some one elses' underwear. blah.

Who me?

Didn't you notice the title under my name?

 

[HOOTER]

ess yes e godd ets the goo in frnteer out bi grden n poo gas tlik the summr suwer.

Yes, yes we got it. They go in the frontier out by the garden and poop in the gas tank like the summer sewer.

Am I close?

 

[M@!]

This thread rocks! Be better with some pics though.

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

Yes, yes we got it. They go in the frontier out by the garden and poop in the gas tank like the summer sewer.

Am I close?

I don't even know an I wrote it bud.

Something about my dogs sewer gas.

I can finally stand up again.

 

[travestyofnature]

This was freakin hilarious, PROSTED!

 

[texmedic49]

Excellent thread!

 

[Revvy]

Who the F is FIL?

FIL= Father In Law.

 

[NJTomatoguy]

More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

 

[SnickASaurusRex]

Whoa I must have been a big brain on Friday night.

 

[Bedlam]

You were a big something, all right. But it don't start with a "b".

 

[McKBrew]

Holy shizzit, that was funny.

 

[Saccharomyces]

Your drunken ramblings-fu is black belt. Only Zul'jin can best you.

I bow to the master.