Spam Message Headers in your email

[Homercidal]

So, I'm doing my daily dump of all of the spam message in my inbox and I think dang, there are a couple of pretty funny ones in here. I should share:

Take a look at drugs of super quality but funny prices.

Make your spire reach skies

Meat cigar instead of cigarette

Be seductive for broads

Your bedroom doesn’t smell like passion anymore? ...

It boosts your rod!

and

Map, my office pointed (??)

 

[Troubs]

Those are always good for a laugh, here are some of the ones in my spam folder now


Virgins always giggled at me and even blokes did in the not private toi

Your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure

You'll be her night driller. Buy this solution

and last but certainly not least...

The jewest jew taped. (?)

 

[Homercidal]

Unbelievable Quality - That's what I'm afraid of!

Knowing the time is very important – get a watch! - The sun is just not reliable enough anymore!

 

[yermej]

'power up your pork rocket' is one of my favorites. I guess now that we have a swine flu pandemic it's even more important?

Fans of spam should also check out Spamradio. The magic of computers takes spam, runs it through text to speech software, mixes it with free electronic music (generally ambient sort of stuff), and streams it directly into your home. Oddly hypnotic.

 

[Troubs]

'Fans of spam should also check out Spamradio. The magic of computers takes spam, runs it through text to speech software, mixes it with free electronic music (generally ambient sort of stuff), and streams it directly into your home. Oddly hypnotic.

Oddly hypnotic indeed! The internet is a wonderful thing