Someone friggin' SHOOT ME!! I just tried to watch 'Victoria Christina Barcelona'

[fastricky]

Holy ****, this will be the very last Woody Allen movie I attempt. It was like an art school project, only with 'A' list talent and production. Just awful.

The guy is a closet pornographer, acting out his fantasies for mass consumption.

Please don't hold ****e like this against us New Yorkers!!

 

[bad coffee]

only worth it if you watch it with two hotties, then re-enact it after.

B

 

[fastricky]

I think that's what the 'ol Wood-man was trying to accomplish by making this turd. With Soon-Yi filming no doubt!