So, the DNA test of the chupacabra are in and the answer is....

[JnJ]

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/02/chupacabra.ap/index.html
Not so exciting......

 

[Evan!]

Chupacabra can make its DNA look like whatever it wants. Chupacabra cannot be verified by science. Chupacabra is a slave only to bloodlust.

 

[Cheesefood]

There was a DNA test on an animal who's name, roughly translated, means something like "Chicken Sucker", but that ended up being the good old North American Orpheus.

 

[Alamo_Beer]

I still want the T-shirt... http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/cuero-tees/

Honestly though my old man is from Cuero where they found it. I'm seriously going to get him that shirt....he'd be so proud

 

[rohanski]

The chupacabra is actually the Easter bunny.

 

[El_Borracho]

Chupa means SUCK
Cabra means RAM/GOAT (to some spanish speakers)

/ashamed

 

[uglygoat]

they're sucking off goats?!!!

gets in line!

 

[rohanski]

The Easter Bunny sucks goats?

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Are you referring to Nicole Ritchie or the semi-mythical creature?

They're interchangable as far as I'm concerened.

 

[rohanski]

Are you referring to Nicole Ritchie or the semi-mythical creature?

They're interchangable as far as I'm concerened.

If it were her I'd be wrestling with the Easter bunny.

 

[homebrewer_99]

If you cross your eyes it looks like Britney Spears getting out of the car...

 

[rohanski]

Britney Spears is hot even if she did get fat.

 

[Drunkensatyr]

The first rule of Chupacabra is you do not talk about Chupacabra, unless you are Nader

 

[ohiobrewtus]

If it were her I'd be wrestling with the Easter bunny.

I think I'd shoot both of them on sight - then try and decide which one is uglier.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

The DNA sequence is a virtually identical match to DNA from the coyote.

So, it's not identical. It's only virtually identical. I bet the Chupacabra's DNA is also virtually identical to that of Chuck Norris. But Chuck Norris kills anyone who tries to get a sample.

 

[rohanski]

I think I'd shoot both of them on sight - then try and decide which one is uglier.

Are you saying you are into necrophilia?

 

[Mutilated1]

What kind of idiot had to perform a DNA test and couldn't just look at that picture and tell it was a coyote ?

Man people are pretty ignorant.

 

[rohanski]

You have to live around here to understand.