A friend of my sisters had a commemorative rug from the Seattle Sonics 1979 NBA Championship. For some unknown reason, the place he chose to put it when he got his first apartment was on the floor in front of the toilet.
Well, the morning after a long, long night of very heavy drinking he work with two very intense needs... to vomit and... well, we all know how sometimes lots of cheap beer can have an effect on the other end of the digestive tract as well.
He rushed into the bathroom and had about 3 seconds to decide which way to face because both were going to happen simultaneously. The only choice was which substance would he rather spend the day washing out of his rug.
He quickly went with the third option... climb into the tub, turn on the shower and just let what happens happen.