Should I be scared???

[Dixon9717]

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Woke up this morning to find rubber gloves and alcohol wipes on the kitchen table. My wife works in the medical field, was she leaving me a message before she left for work? Should I be excited or run and hide? Lmao..........

 

[flars]

Are you like me? I sliced off part of a finger a few days ago mincing the chives for supper. My wife keeps a good supply of bandaging materials.

 

[ChefRex]

Are you missing a kidney?

 

[1977Brewer]

Was there a stack of quarters on your nightstand?

 

[madscientist451]

Just do a google search for Lorena Bobbit.

 

[jtratcliff]

Are you missing a kidney?

That was the first thing that popped into my head too!

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

As long as you're not experiencing any dizziness which would indicate having been drugged, or any strange pain anywhere in your body, which would suggest that something is missing.....I think you'll be ok.

 

[Inkleg]

Maybe she wants to play "doctor" when she gets home from work.
Just remember it's all fun and games till someone forgets the safe word.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

banana-rama. banana-rama! BANANA-RAMA!!!

 

[DrunkleJon]

Maybe she wants to play "doctor" when she gets home from work.
Just remember it's all fun and games till someone forgets the safe word.

Todays safety word is

How can you forget that? Its so simple.

 

[Opiate42]

Todays safety word is

How can you forget that? Its so simple.

 

[Cyclman]

Some of the best nights of my life that I can't fully recall involved latex and alcohol.

 

[Natdavis777]

Have you ever seen "Once Bitten"? His two buddies are always trying to get laid, and when they do land a score and asks if he has protection, he whips out a latex glove and states "I dont know what size I am!"... Kind of reminded me of that scene.

Are you having company anytime soon