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Serious study on yeast farts

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Time till the wonderful yeast fart?

  • I crapped my pants after 3 seconds

  • I'm crapping my pants right now, I'll get back on it

  • I farted immediately after my first bottle

  • 15 minutes

  • 30 minutes

  • 1 hour

  • 1 1/2 hours

  • 2 hours

  • 3 hours

  • More (please specify)


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2 Hours for me told the swmbo i was doing a scientific study:cross:But i decided to take it one step further and keep drinking my homebrews to see if it intensified :tank:
 
A guy I work with is lactose intolerant and eats things just to work up a good fart. Sometimes he gets a little carried away. We named that particular syndrome after him. Someone else on here called it the "gamble and lose". He keeps spare underwear in his locker for just such an occasion. Man, what a hobby.

I work with a guy who has the unfortunate (and hilarious) disability of not being able to go more than two hours without assaulting the toilet. A few years ago at the company holiday party I couldn't figure out why he left so early with his wife. It took a while for the story to come out, but he "Gambled and Lost."
 
To have to start the stop watch every time you step out of the biffy. Two hours is a pretty short leash. No hikes in the woods, no long movies, no sex...wait, that doesn't take quite that long.
 
I thinks it's a myth. I don't get the toots from yeast. I always pour the entire bottle in the glass.

My dog on the other hand....:rolleyes:
 
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