Rules for Posting!!!

[nibiyabi]

As a certified Grammar Nazi, this gave me a good laugh!

P.S. I hate misplaced modifiers as well -- maybe add something about those.

 

[Jim Karr]

I'm the other lurking apostrophe Nazi here........my daughter's English teacher is getting a copy of that original post. Good stuff!

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's funny because it's true. You got skills, bro!

I wish I could take credit for the list, but it is not mine. I am not sure what is better; the actual list or the fact it went over so many peoples' heads.

 

[beerocd]

Hey, I'm the grammarian around here.

Heh, and I thought it was "grammatician".

 

[DeathBrewer]

I wish I could take credit for the list, but it is not mine. I am not sure what is better; the actual list or the fact it went over so many peoples' heads.

Found this in your sig. The people that simply glimpse and comment had me rollin'.

 

[BrewBrain]

Also, not all word's that end in the letter "s" need apostrophe's.

 

[KayaBrew]

Thanks to whoever ressurected this thread. Hilarious AND true.

 

[DeathBrewer]

You're welcome

 

[KayaBrew]

Aghh...Death! I knew some force of evil (for good) was behind this. I don't even bother reading posts that are way long, have misspellings in the TITLES or are otherwise unpleasing to my eyes (including ALL posts about wheat beers and white ales).

Go forth, Death, and do your bidding...

 

[HoppyDaze]

He is a quote from the OP in a thread called co2 in the bottling/kegging board: (shes a beaut!)

"i got a bottle of carbon dioxide of my mate is it co2 its is food grade for my keg set up"

I really can't figure out if this is a statement or a question and what the question or statement is...

 

[Schnitzengiggle]

He is a quote from the OP in a thread called co2 in the bottling/kegging board: (shes a beaut!)

"i got a bottle of carbon dioxide of my mate is it co2 its is food grade for my keg set up"

I really can't figure out if this is a statement or a question and what the question or statement is...

Grammer is obviously bad, however, there really should be a drunk button. What I mean is when your drunk and your typing everything F'ed up like, similar to spell check it should be fixed!

I usually type fairly well, but I have definitely been a little tipsy; when I've looked at a post the next day and asked myself "WTF?!?"

Having said that, that post is definitely screwed!

 

[BierMuncher]

"i got a bottle of carbon dioxide of my mate is it co2 its is food grade for my keg set up"...

You guys obviously are not fluent in “druck”.

Loosely translated…

“Many pardons my good people. I have recently come in possession of a container that, according to my good friend, contains carbon dioxide…otherwise referred to here on your fine forum as “CO2”. My question to your collective intelligence is this: “Is it likely that the CO2 contained in the aforementioned vessel is indeed considered food grade…and therefore safe as a method for carbonating and subsequently serving beer in my current keg configuration?”

Kindest regards,

Gunther.

 

[Schnitzengiggle]

You guys obviously are not fluent in “druck”.

Loosely translated…

“Many pardons my good people. I have recently come in possession of a container that, according to my good friend, contains carbon dioxide…otherwise referred to here on your fine forum as “CO2”. My question to your collective intelligence is this: “Is it likely that the CO2 contained in the aforementioned vessel is indeed considered food grade…and therefore safe as a method for carbonating and subsequently serving beer in my current keg configuration?”

Kindest regards,

Gunther.

AWESOME!:rockin:

 

[MMW]

You guys obviously are not fluent in “druck”.

Loosely translated…

“Many pardons my good people. I have recently come in possession of a container that, according to my good friend, contains carbon dioxide…otherwise referred to here on your fine forum as “CO2”. My question to your collective intelligence is this: “Is it likely that the CO2 contained in the aforementioned vessel is indeed considered food grade…and therefore safe as a method for carbonating and subsequently serving beer in my current keg configuration?”

Kindest regards,

Gunther.

Can't stop thinking about this now:
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[Tripod]

You guys are absolutely insane...please, please NEVER stop! :fro:

-Tripod

 

[carbon111]

You guys obviously are not fluent in “druck”.

Loosely translated…

“Many pardons my good people. I have recently come in possession of a container that, according to my good friend, contains carbon dioxide…otherwise referred to here on your fine forum as “CO2”. My question to your collective intelligence is this: “Is it likely that the CO2 contained in the aforementioned vessel is indeed considered food grade…and therefore safe as a method for carbonating and subsequently serving beer in my current keg configuration?”

Kindest regards,

Gunther.

LOL!

I don't know about druk, here's another gem by the same author:

just checked my screw lid and i got 1/4 turn on it and the air lock has started to bubble again, will this had affected my beer will it be ok?? :rockin:

I kind of feel sorry for the guy but I'm also thinking he might not be an adult...

 

[BrokenBrew]

Also: MAKE SURE YOU USE ALL CAPS BECAUSE PEOPLE REALLY LIKE TO READ YOUR ALL-CAPS POSTS AND IT'S BETTER FOR EMPHASIS.

This was hilarious. You guys really gotta stop. It's hard to pretend to be working when I'm laughing.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Do you have any other observations to make about any of the other rules? I think he messed up a few others too. You should list all the mistakes. In crayon please.

It's amazing how many people lost the gist of the OP...classic 3 year old thread

 

[HoppyDaze]

bump for an old classic...well I think so at least

 

[passedpawn]

Thou shalt not repeatedly bump thy own thread. Repeatedly. Regardless of epicness. Which it was.

 

[Distroid]

Grammar: The difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're sh*t.
I hope you Grammar Nazis are kind to this Illiterate Jew.

 

[phuff7129]

So can I have a beer then?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Thou shalt not repeatedly bump thy own thread. Repeatedly. Regardless of epicness. Which it was.

bump

 

[JohanMk1]

This thread is AWESOME, more than one or two chuckles.

 

[Slyko]

Them is good!!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Hoppy, I just clicked your sigline and man, well played sir!! Fvcking hilarious, made my night.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

He is a quote from the OP in a thread called co2 in the bottling/kegging board: (shes a beaut!)

"i got a bottle of carbon dioxide of my mate is it co2 its is food grade for my keg set up"

I really can't figure out if this is a statement or a question and what the question or statement is...

You just need a few more beers in ya. Translated, that reads:

I just got a CO2 tank from my friend but I don't know if it's food grade. Can I use it for my kegging set up?

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL that was a long time ago...

 

[BBL_Brewer]

Yeah, I guess it was. New to me. Sorry for the resurrection.