Rhetorical Disfluencies that I Hate

[cheezydemon3]

Zing!!!!!!!!!

Direct HIT!!!!

Unless......I love to hear some RDs so that I can begin a rant on linguistical correctness....so do I LOVE them?

Would my life be less interesting without them???

Alas, I am NOT the OP.

 

[bob1852]

To the OP:

Rhetorical Disfluencies that I Hate.

This sentence construction implies that there are rhetorical disfluencies that you associate with other emotions otherwise you would have said, "I hate rhetorical disfluencies."

It may be indifference, or perhaps even love that you feel for rhetorical disfluencies. So which ones do you love? Or are you guilty of a rhetorical disfluency?

Ah, I see what you did there...

Kind of like all jeeps are vehicles, but not all vehicles are jeeps?

 

[bigbeergeek]

To the OP:

Rhetorical Disfluencies that I Hate.

This sentence construction implies that there are rhetorical disfluencies that you associate with other emotions otherwise you would have said, "I hate rhetorical disfluencies."

It may be indifference, or perhaps even love that you feel for rhetorical disfluencies. So which ones do you love? Or are you guilty of a rhetorical disfluency?

That's lame.

 

[cheezydemon3]

"LAME" is a little harsh.

The title of the thread implied to me that there were particular RDs that the OP disliked in particular, while others were bad, but not hated.

olllllllo was nonetheless clever in his spotting a ***** in the armor, however small.

It was good for a laugh, which is more than can be said of most posts.

 

[bluemoose]

used ta did.

"Did he have a set of balls before getting married?"

"Yeah, he used ta did"

 

[jgourd]

should of
would of
could of
ergo (a friend of mine uses that incessantly -- well almost and he's over yonder and not a smidgen away)

 

[gingerdawg]

Bare with me........
Sounds like it could be fun?!?!

 

[bigbeergeek]

"LAME" is a little harsh.

The title of the thread implied to me that there were particular RDs that the OP disliked in particular, while others were bad, but not hated.

olllllllo was nonetheless clever in his spotting a ***** in the armor, however small.

It was good for a laugh, which is more than can be said of most posts.

The more I think about it, the more I think the OP's title makes better sense than olllllllo's revised version. The world (and internet) around us is awash in grammatical errors, most slide off our backs unnoticed, some we are guilty of ourselves -- but a few drive each of us ape-$hit. That is framed pretty well in the OP's wording.

 

[DeadFartWino]

"I feel nauseous," instead of "I feel nauseated."

Yeah. You make me feel like vomiting, too.

 

[COLObrewer]

should of
would of
could of
ergo (a friend of mine uses that incessantly -- well almost and he's over yonder and not a smidgen away)

Yea, the shouldas don't matter anymore.

 

[cheezydemon3]

"I feel nauseous," instead of "I feel nauseated."

Yeah. You make me feel like vomiting, too.

WOW!! Nice one, but that one has roughly a 5% chance of survival, since rhetorical disflouenciated fools (evidently.....like ME ) or even well educated fools, once they feel "nauseated" all grammatical rules go out the window.

 

[KayaBrew]

I don't like it when certain ****** bags here post responses that say something like "we recommend". Don't speak for me, Mr. Know-it-all! How do you know that's what I recommend?

 

[bluemoose]

We recommend the last post be stricken from this thread.

 

[bottlebomber]

We recommend the last post be stricken from this thread.

We are going to second that recommendation, and we are also recommending the poster slap himself with a rubber chicken

 

[KayaBrew]

The "royal" we?

 

[cheezydemon3]

All in favor say..WE!

 

[rycov]

we!

 

[cheezydemon3]

This thread is TO phucking long!!!!!

Between you and I, I think think the nucleus of what we are all getting at, is that, as of yet, no one has failed to make a dictionary, that satisfies everyone, irregardles of education or handy cap.

I get very flustrated with all of these long winded and supposably correct statements that literally pull my penis out of my pants and try to STOMP on it with decimating force.

As of right now, no one has of yet made so compelling an argument as the mandate of the people, that archetypical american, who puts hin pants on one leg at a time, working to unthaw the cold hearts of evil literacy bastards such as you're fine selves.

My last trip to the libary literally proved VERY fruitful!

I read some books for a minute, and then realized that I COULD CARE LESS what tight assed writers of books say!

So I logged on to the organic and quite literally alive internet to see what the real peoples was saying.

Woodint you do the same? When faced with evil books and there ability to brainwash otherwise cool people like myself and my friends?

So I utilized my brain and my belief in personal freedom, the penultimate traits that make us people.

But I digress as I notate my main points.

Utilize libaries, but only for the internet.

The forth or fith time someone corrects you when you utilize freedome of speech to make up cool new words, hit them.

The dooche bags and blow hards will be drownded out by the awesomeness of the creative thinkers.

Unloosen thy tongue and let lose whatever may come!

For all intensive purpose, any word or fusion of words may be utilized for any chosen definition, at any given time.

thank you, God BLESST!

 

[JonM]

Cheezydemon, your insight is very unique!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Irrethankyou!



(just made that up! It means EXTRA thankyou!!!)

 

[bottlebomber]

Cheezy you used the wrong "to" in the first sentence. Retard.

 

[bluemoose]

Cheezy you used the wrong "to" in the first sentence. Retard.

Was that the only disfluency you saw in that post?

 

[cheezydemon3]

I's TO IRRETARDED for your inferiated intellectuation to unda stand!, thank you very much.

Don't bother to please RSVP with your incompacitated response neither!!

DURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

 

[bottlebomber]

Was that the only disfluency you saw in that post?

The rest of it looked pretty good to me

 

[JonM]

Rules of grammar is something schools should insure their alumnis know about.

 

[bluemoose]

Rules of grammar is something schools should insure their alumnis know about.

I hope that is a joke too or should I say two or to? Plurality is a b!tch.

 

[ruralbrew]

I like, was looking for a beer recipe, and I like, read this whole post instead, and I thought like, wow, like from now on I am going to, like try and use the righter words? cuz, like, I don't want to sound like, stupid or anything.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I like, was looking for a beer recipe, and I like, read this whole post instead, and I thought like, wow, like from now on I am going to, like try and use the righter words? cuz, like, I don't want to sound like, stupid or anything.

That's the spirit!

 

[ceannt]

My English are turrible....
But I'll have you know my IQ are 20/20!

 

[VApatriot]

On a bumper sticker I saw on my way in to work this morning, I couldn't believe it:

"My Child At A Charter School"

I thought what happend to "is", or "goes to", or "attends"? Well this is Southeast Michigan after all...