Revvy IS Chuck Norris

[mordantly]

"we're running short on time, so it's twice the sex and half the foreplay."

"are you going to stand there with your hand on his ass all night, or ask him to dance?"

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Once again, Sgt. Hulka says "Lighten up, Francis."

Once again, I say, if the OP was referring to Kaiser, Brewpastor or Brewtopia I'd be happy to lighten up.

Otherwise, "lighten up" is meaningless.

 

[SmallFloorBrewing]

You mean Revvy isn't the most experienced and knowledgeable homebrewer on HBT?! Blasphemy.

Revvy gets respect from all, even his detractors, who are obviously jealous.

 

[Evan!]

What's to be jealous of? A cult of n00bs who obey him without question because even though they've never tried any of his beers, hey, he posts a lot and he sounds like he knows what he's talking about (their words, not mine)? I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's an unhealthy environment for any forum to have, and even if the OP was partly joking, it is readily apparent that a lot of people conflate his rapid-fire posting with supreme brewing knowledge.

 

[imaguitargod]

What's to be jealous of? A cult of n00bs who obey him without question because even though they've never tried any of his beers, hey, he posts a lot and he sounds like he knows what he's talking about (their words, not mine)? I wouldn't wish that on anyone. It's an unhealthy environment for any forum to have, and even if the OP was partly joking, it is readily apparent that a lot of people conflate his rapid-fire posting with supreme brewing knowledge.

I, along with probably a few other people, were just joining in on a fun thread that's obviously light hearted. Doesn't mean I worship him at all.

 

[Doc Robinson]

 

[Tonedef131]

Show me your genitals.

 

[dataz722]

I, along with probably a few other people, were just joining in on a fun thread that's obviously light hearted. Doesn't mean I worship him at all.

It's ok, Evan doesn't know the meaning of light hearted. He has to be a ****** about everything.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wait. Who are we talking about?

 

[blacklab]

Good thing Revvy is not actually as bad ass as Chuck Norris. With that temper he'd get into a lot of trouble.

 

[DonkeyShoes]

Wait. Who are we talking about?

Evan! right?

Evan! can douchify any word, just by ******** it.