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[MarkIntihar]

More loud sex coming from the basement tonight. Half tempted to shout downstairs "Hey man I grabbed that cash you left me on the fridge to make up for the fact that you never paid the power bill. Thanks again for getting the power turned back on yesterday!"

 

[MarkIntihar]

More loud sex coming from the basement tonight. Half tempted to shout downstairs "Hey man I grabbed that cash you left me on the fridge to make up for the fact that you never paid the power bill. Thanks again for getting the power turned back on yesterday!"

Alternative idea: turn on some porn really loud and make some odd sex noises myself

 

[lb304854]

Alternative idea: turn on some porn really loud and make some odd sex noises myself

Walk downstairs naked with your laundry.



Also, I'm not staying at this house of magic penis sex and cat **** this weekend. There's just too much going on there.

 

[quirkzoo1]

Alternative idea: turn on some porn really loud and make some odd sex noises myself

Be honest, we all know this was already happening tonight regardless of your roommates plans.

 

[Fingolfin]

More loud sex coming from the basement tonight. Half tempted to shout downstairs "Hey man I grabbed that cash you left me on the fridge to make up for the fact that you never paid the power bill. Thanks again for getting the power turned back on yesterday!"

Alternative idea: turn on some porn really loud and make some odd sex noises myself

Dude, doesn't he know that you're a TalkBeer mod? Damn kids these days have no respect.

 

[neorunner]

Alternative idea: turn on some porn really loud and make some odd sex noises myself

Remote Controlled Fart Machine

 

[MarkIntihar]

Remote Controlled Fart Machine

Oh man, he's gone this weekend too so I would have ample time to hide it in his room.

 

[neorunner]

California, please take your water back. I'm sick of living in a state trying to be a steam room.

 

[mixed_master7]

Remote Controlled Fart Machine

Ha

Those were hilarious to use on teachers in middle school.

 

[domtronzero]

Really not funny.

What if it's MayorsAssistant?

 

[FTowne1]

What if it's MayorsAssistant?

I'llallowit.gif

 

[Arbitrator]

It completely confuses me that beerindex liked this post. I thought for sure he'd have me on ignore by now.

 

[stupac2]

It completely confuses me that beerindex liked this post. I thought for sure he'd have me on ignore by now.

I thought for sure he'd stop reading this forum by now...

 

[Arbitrator]

I thought for sure he'd stop reading this forum by now...

Props where it is due: he has thick ******* skin.

I don't think I could live through an episode where I was offered the opportunity to suck another man's cock, post about it in a non-flattering light, get humiliated, then ******* stay on the forum.

He has balls for sure. Potentially decorative soon enough, but balls.

 

[Previously]

I thought for sure he'd stop reading this forum by now...

Everyone loves @civilc!

 

[FTowne1]

Props where it is due: he has thick ******* skin.

I don't think I could live through an episode where I was offered the opportunity to suck another man's cock, post about it in a non-flattering light, get humiliated, then ******* stay on the forum.

He has balls for sure. Potentially decorative soon enough, but balls.

Or he's building up enough aggression to build up the courage to climb up on a rooftop with a sniper rifle and start picking off attractive women. I'm legit worried he might do something like this.

 

[Arbitrator]

Or he's building up enough aggression to build up the courage to climb up on a rooftop with a sniper rifle and start picking off attractive women. I'm legit worried he might do something like this.

There's definitely something scary off about him, but I don't think of him as rage-filled. I'm more worried he'll vote.

 

[FTowne1]

There's definitely something scary off about him, but I don't think of him as rage-filled. I'm more worried he'll vote.

Not worried about him voting, I'm worried about the well being of prostitutes in his general vicinity.

 

[Arbitrator]

Not worried about him voting, I'm worried about the well being of prostitutes in his general vicinity.

I 'like' this not because I think it's funny, but because I know you're nice enough to be serious.

I'm just crossing my fingers and hoping you are wrong.

 

[FTowne1]

I 'like' this not because I think it's funny, but because I know you're nice enough to be serious.

I'm just crossing my fingers and hoping you are wrong.

I'll bet a box of beer that he eventually ends up on the local news...in a bad way, not as a local hero.

It's sad and scary.

 

[domtronzero]

I'll bet a box of beer that he eventually ends up on the local news...in a bad way, not as a local hero.

It's sad and scary.

So we have a new kind of dead pool.

I'm in. I've got a Crianza up for it.

 

[johnnyramirez]

Guy is definitely off. His post about eating dogs and cats definitely is one of the more alarming of his. I'm hoping he's some type of elaborate troll.

Happily. And one day I'm sure I'll try both dog and cat, and for that matter lion. For the record, lion meat does periodically show up at American restaurants.

Also, I've got a framboos up for this dead pool

 

[domtronzero]

Don't mistake me, I've been in a couple dead pools, and I'm somewhat serious.

It's been a few years, and I've never won, but I've been missing them.

 

[Previously]

There's definitely something scary off about him, but I don't think of him as rage-filled. I'm more worried he'll vote.

I'll bet a box of beer that he eventually ends up on the local news...in a bad way, not as a local hero.

It's sad and scary.

FTowne : beerindex :: ehammond1 : arren

 

[FTowne1]

FTowne : beerindex :: ehammond1 : arren

Please explain

 

[Arbitrator]

FTowne : beerindex :: ehammond1 : arren

Something is off about me that I'm still the last to judgment on both.

What is happen.

OH!

*turns off @civilc button*

 

[Previously]

Please explain

Maybe I'm doing the ":" wrong?

FTowne is to beerindex as ehammond1 is to arren.

I think arren is just as looney as you believe beerindex to be, is all I meant.

 

[FTowne1]

Maybe I'm doing the ":" wrong?

FTowne is to beerindex as ehammond1 is to arren.

I think arren is just as looney as you believe beerindex to be, is all I meant.

OOOHHH. I think they're both pretty ****** up. But beer index is definitely more ****** up than Arren. Not even close.

 

[domtronzero]

OOOHHH. I think they're both pretty ****** up. But beer index is definitely more ****** up than Arren. Not even close.

I dunno. It's pretty close in my book. And I'm a raging libertarian. That's how much they both scare the **** out of me.

 

[FTowne1]

I dunno. It's pretty close in my book. And I'm a raging libertarian. That's how much they both scare the **** out of me.

Good point. They're both pretty whack in their own way. I have no desire to meet either of them IRL.


Edit: I was trying to tie an a awesome music video to my post but I failed.

Double edit: my stupid fat thumbs always type "if" instead of "of"