Random Picture Thread

[Schlenkerla]

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[day_trippr]

I'm thinking of investing in a bidet manufacturer...

Then again...

But, inevitably...

 

[pshankstar]

The kids ask if we could setup the old fish tank. Why not since they are are home for however long.

 

[Robert65]

I'm thinking of investing in a bidet manufacturer...

Then again...

But, inevitably...

Might have been on a different forum... but that's about what I said yesterday. If you're stunned by what's happening to your portfolio, but believe in buying the dip, find out who makes bidets... although the probable customer base for bidets currently has a 12.5 year supply of TP in their garage...

 

[day_trippr]

I'm literally listening to a tv report right now that says demand for bidets is 10x normal. So, maybe I'm already too late.

Moving on...

If the world survives, the stock play of the immediate future is Proctor and Gamble.
Right around the end of December the fruits of this plague will ramp to epic levels and the demand for Pampers® will go through the roof!
Bank it!

 

[day_trippr]

My theory: do all those drugs and you'll be fine!

 

[day_trippr]

Hilarious!

[btw, The Stand is a huge book (823 pages) that I read in two days flat because I literally could not put it down. Effin' brilliant...]

 

[Schlenkerla]

Hilarious!

[btw, The Stand is a huge book (823 pages) that I read in two days flat because I literally could not put it down. Effin' brilliant...]

EM OH OH EN! Spells Effin' Brilliant.

 

[yoop89]

 

[501irishred]

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Or two teenage girls. 4 cases = 14days or there about as I recall. Never knew where it went, I just knew I wasn’t supposed to ask.......

 

[balrog]

Or two teenage girls. 4 cases = 14days or there about as I recall. Never knew where it went, I just knew I wasn’t supposed to ask.......

Tru dat, man; tru dat.
Also, 75gal hot water heater emptied multiple times per shower. Multiple times per day sometimes.

 

[jschein]

 

[Schlenkerla]

A product sold with flushable wipes...

 

[day_trippr]

Timely: I literally had my 4" sanitary line Roto-Rooted from the septic tank to the other end of the house today, after discovering water running out of a basement toilet bowl after the wife took her morning shower upstairs. Most likely the first time that line had been cleaned since the house was built in '76, and it was effin' packed up too tight to even let grey water out.

All better now, thanks

Cheers!

 

[Dave Sarber]

Timely: I literally had my 4" sanitary line Roto-Rooted from the septic tank to the other end of the house today, after discovering water running out of a basement toilet bowl after the wife took her morning shower upstairs. Most likely the first time that line had been cleaned since the house was built in '76, and it was effin' packed up too tight to even let grey water out.

All better now, thanks

Cheers!

Been there, done that. The downstream line from my septic tank was plugged and rootbound. Ended up pumping the tank, digging a new leach field for a chamber system, replacing the line from the tank to the leach field, and taking out several Palo Verde trees.
Now I flush in peace.

 

[Rodent]

 

[OpenSights]

Timely: I literally had my 4" sanitary line Roto-Rooted from the septic tank to the other end of the house today, after discovering water running out of a basement toilet bowl after the wife took her morning shower upstairs. Most likely the first time that line had been cleaned since the house was built in '76, and it was effin' packed up too tight to even let grey water out.

All better now, thanks

Cheers!

Been there, done that. The downstream line from my septic tank was plugged and rootbound. Ended up pumping the tank, digging a new leach field for a chamber system, replacing the line from the tank to the leach field, and taking out several Palo Verde trees.
Now I flush in peace.

That’s my business. Drain cleaning.

Recession proof! If it wasn’t for me, you’d have no place to go!

Sure I get other people’s fecal mater and bodily fluids splashed on me, but my immune system is super charged because of it!

The health and safety of the nation is what my trade is all about.

 

[day_trippr]

And thank you for your service

I'm fortunate to be hooked into the local tradesman network - and out here in the relative boonies that's important.
I called one person who called another and I had a pump truck with crew and Rooter' at the house in 35 minutes.
In the middle of The Apocalypse

Cheers!

 

[Robert65]

If it wasn’t for me, you’d have no place to go!

Ha! Good one. You'd appreciate the slogan of a local business, Big Tom's Plumbing and Drain: "A straight flush beats a full house."

 

[Schlenkerla]

Ha! Good one. You'd appreciate the slogan of a local business, Big Tom's Plumbing and Drain: "A straight flush beats a full house."

Or "We're #1 at #2!"

 

[Schlenkerla]

Ok. I'm cheating....

# 1 Plumber in the #2 Business.
A Flush Beats A Full House.
At The First Whiff, Call Cliff!
Dirty Deeds…Done Dirt Cheap!
Do You Want To Do This Yourself?
Experts In Septic Maintenance.
Got Poop?
Hauling Away Political Promises.
Money In The Tank.
Nothing Stinks Too Bad.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% Of Your Product Back!
Septic Experts.
Stoolbus.
Surrender The Poo!
Thanks For Flushing Our Business Down Your Drain.
Too Much Brown? Call Crown!
We Ain’t Hauling Milk Here!
We Want Your Stinking Business.
We’ll Take Care Of It.
We’re #1 With #2.
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
You Dump We Pump.
You Shæt it. We Get it.
You Think Our Job Sucks.
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

 

[OpenSights]

Ok. I'm cheating....

# 1 Plumber in the #2 Business.
A Flush Beats A Full House.
At The First Whiff, Call Cliff!
Dirty Deeds…Done Dirt Cheap!
Do You Want To Do This Yourself?
Experts In Septic Maintenance.
Got Poop?
Hauling Away Political Promises.
Money In The Tank.
Nothing Stinks Too Bad.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% Of Your Product Back!
Septic Experts.
Stoolbus.
Surrender The Poo!
Thanks For Flushing Our Business Down Your Drain.
Too Much Brown? Call Crown!
We Ain’t Hauling Milk Here!
We Want Your Stinking Business.
We’ll Take Care Of It.
We’re #1 With #2.
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.
You Dump We Pump.
You Shæt it. We Get it.
You Think Our Job Sucks.
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!

The excavator/septic company I use had a yellow pumper truck. On the side it said “The Stool Bus”

 

[LoneTreeFarms]

I pictured him with the tops of his socks cut off in that movie. They never let on to what he did since he didn’t know how to use the shells.

Yeah they did. He swore and the curse box printed paper out. Lol

 

[ba-brewer]

Willie Nelson replaced my septic tank, and I was back on the throne again in no time.

 

[Dave Sarber]

The excavator/septic company I use had a yellow pumper truck. On the side it said “The Stool Bus”

On the back of the truck....
Stay back 100 feet, cuz sh*t happens!

 

[day_trippr]

Back to the randomness...

Why does this exist?

 

[Dave Sarber]

Back to the randomness...

Why does this exist?

That's like what they had in Saudi, in the hotel room mini bar. "Malt flavored non-alcoholic beverage".
Except Heineken doesn't have much malt flavor.

 

[day_trippr]

Well, sure, special cultural dispensation and all, if "That's all we got" and NA Zima in a green bottle reminds one of "beer"....

 

[day_trippr]

This really is random: a freakin' $9 nut!

Must be made of Unobtanium

 

[Schlenkerla]

This really is random: a freakin' $9 nut!

Must be made of Unobtanium

Googled "Random Picture"

 

[day_trippr]

"Them's good eatin'!"

 

[beermanpete]

How did they know?

 

[GrogNerd]

looking for 20 people to dress as zombies with me & shamble down the streets

who's up for not letting a pandemic quarantine go to waste?

 

[RPh_Guy]

You would probably get shot in the head for the sake of humanity.

 

[Novacor]

 

[grampamark]

This is important. You must leave one sheet on the tube. Otherwise, germination will not occur.

 

[day_trippr]

Posted in honor of my DIL, an ER doc at BayState in Springfield, a hot zone in Massachusetts...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Even in the midst of the apocalypse New Englanders won't eat Manhattan Style clam chowder
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There is only one true chowdah, and it’s white!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[AZCoolerBrewer]

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The benchman is not wearing safety glasses