For anyone with Facebook, check this out:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/2204648847/permalink/10152629518148848/
This poor girl has a massive pellicle on her homebrew elderberry wine and has no idea what it means. On one hand I feel sorry for her and simply contributed what I thought was some useful information (namely, that it's likely infected with brett - am I wrong here and is there some other mechanism to get a huge pellicle like that in a wine?), but at the same time there's something amusing about the whole thing. Might be her random use of caps and sentences like
"So this pellicle..maybe has something to do with the wild yeast? BTW I have no idea what I AM DOING! I followed directions of a site and like I said experiment."