Not as exciting as one of BK's stories, but was listening to Cock Sparrer earlier in the day, and two songs always remind me of an old friend. Lazy mug spent a few months crashing on my couch doing nothing, until he met this Welsh bird on the internet, and she flew out here and he wanted her to stay at our place and we told him to f*** off she can stay in a hotel, we don't want some woman we don't know at all staying in our place until ?, so he goes to a hotel with her, and next thing we know they've gotten married, and then all of a sudden she flies back to Wales, and he moves down to Florida, and I basically haven't talked to him since.
First, something that was really funny at the time, but this was playing, and at the appropriate part, his response (very deadpan) of "well that's selfish" was still one of the funniest things I've heard. Definitely the funniest thing that bastard ever said.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU8P0Ufwpl8
And then this one, which given the story above should be self explanatory.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1EOBN_gxo