Products I could've used in college

[Orpheus]

 

[desiderata]

Not me, I wore those enough just from drinking. Those damn things got me into too much trouble.

"What did I say to this girl last night? she's all over me like I'm her boyfriend! Enough already, get away from me!"

 

[Alamo_Beer]

haha beer goggles for her...thats a good one..

 

[Ó Flannagáin]

I as well am a victim to the alcohol induced beer goggles... sigh* My friends will never let me live it down.

 

[z987k]

I think i was drunk when I posted this, after reading it sober, uh yeah.....