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Copy... Just put up the Xmas lights. Time for a beer, and brewday preparation.

Cheers,

I'm all prepared too (kitchen not garage) hope I'm not out of line. Evict me from the thread if needs be.

Feel like a kid on Christmas eve. All excited. Up early tomorrow, don't want to disturb anyone's slumber, quietly opening the door to the kitchen to find preheated strike water with salts added. Ah, the anticipation, the excitement. Poetry has been written of less.
 
No eviction! I just realized I'm out of order. I've been staring at the wall too long. I still need to sweep and drink a few more beers. Currently rockin out to Rage Against the Machines... gave my brewing partner a treat (he's a lab). Damn, why am I on HBT right now? I should be sweeping. Alrighty then-back to work. Then the move a few feet NNW...
 
My feng shui is all off so I hang some pyramids and a bunch of crystals up to ward of any odious or nefarious misalignment of my kitchen's aura. I can't recall the link to the controlled study espousing my rationale. It works for me and the neighbor's brother in law likes my beer so that should be good enough proof.
 
Pull the plastic off the walls. Take the chain off the chainsaw and clean EVERYTHING off of it. Lube the chain reinstall and put the chainsaw away. Wash the blood off the floor. Mop the floor with bleach, rinse floor off. Go to attic get grandmas wedding dress. Put the dress on. Turn on the tv and tune to my pre- dvr'ed My Little Pony marathon. Gather equipment for brewing. Brew.
 
Pull the plastic off the walls. Take the chain off the chainsaw and clean EVERYTHING off of it. Lube the chain reinstall and put the chainsaw away. Wash the blood off the floor. Mop the floor with bleach, rinse floor off. Go to attic get grandmas wedding dress. Put the dress on. Turn on the tv and tune to my pre- dvr'ed My Little Pony marathon. Gather equipment for brewing. Brew.
And just when I thought you couldn't be creepier than your picture...:drunk:
 
I did have to clean the blood off the floor from the deer. Just did not seem right to brew with blood on the floor right in front of the brew stand.
 
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