Potty Posting

[Komocabo]

Which of the two blue buckets does one conduct their business?

Big bucket for collecting water... small one to pour down your backside... I missed my American toilet for a few days... Gotta love the "Curry Cleanse"...

There is a reason you shake hands and only eat with your right hand!

 

[Zuljin]

I'm so thankful for toilet paper.

And while we're on the topic.

Stop flushing all those wipes. They do not degrade. They do not pass harmlessly through the sewer. Those damn things are clogging up everything from toilets to pipes to sewage treatment plants. And then, those whole, completely undegraded wipes just wind up in a landfill, at considerably more expense than just throwing them in the trash at home. Or simply not using them. Use regular toilet paper.

 

[SnakeRidge]

I'm so thankful for toilet paper.

And while we're on the topic.

Stop flushing all those wipes. They do not degrade. They do not pass harmlessly through the sewer. Those damn things are clogging up everything from toilets to pipes to sewage treatment plants. And then, those whole, completely undegraded wipes just wind up in a landfill, at considerably more expense than just throwing them in the trash at home. Or simply not using them. Use regular toilet paper.

Never

I'm staying in a hotel and flushing socks RIGHT NOW

 

[Zuljin]

Socks, underwear, t-shirts and stripper thongs. Action figures, matchbox cars and rubber balls. Drivers licenses and money. Condoms, tampon applicators and those little colored dime bags. Oh, the humanity.

 

[DrunkleJon]

I'm so thankful for toilet paper.

And while we're on the topic.

Stop flushing all those wipes. They do not degrade. They do not pass harmlessly through the sewer. Those damn things are clogging up everything from toilets to pipes to sewage treatment plants. And then, those whole, completely undegraded wipes just wind up in a landfill, at considerably more expense than just throwing them in the trash at home. Or simply not using them. Use regular toilet paper.

I had a tenant come to me complaining of a clogged toilet. Not really my job to unclog a toilet, but I was there and knew where to find a snake. She had already dumped a whole jug of drano in it and it would only slowly drain. Used two different plungers (Who invents a toilet that cannot be plunged? Why make them where the poo receptacle part will not form a seal with one? That bastard!) Took said snake, a second person turning the snake as I held it in the toilet with my bare hands getting chemical burns the whole time to extricate not 1 or 2, but 4 of those detatchable scrubber pads for toilets with plastic backings that had wedged in the pipe. I showed her the packaging where it said not to flush them and went away grumbling the whole time.

I saw that Dirty Jobs episode where he helps swap out a poo pump. No thank you. You can keep that job in wastewater treatment.

They need to bring back Destroylets like the one I found in a house my dad was renovating.

 

[Zuljin]

Did you just catch some wild drain snake out in the wild to do this with? Because it sounds like you just caught some wild drain snake out in the wild to do this with.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Yessir. You have to be rather sneaky to capture a drain snake in the wild. They have a terrible habit of going all soft and squishy and raising a big stink when startled.

 

[SnakeRidge]

Just flushed a Carolina Brown Snake down the drain. Adios amigo!

 

[Glasscloud]

Greetings from Parambikulam Tiger Resort (Karala, India)... This was my potty post while on a business adventure in the Indian jungle. Things are different here

What's the etiquette for explosive diarrhea.

 

[Hang Glider]

Not sure about the answer to that one...but here's a ponderance

Don't you hate it when you've just taken a reasonably satisfying dump, only to discover it was just a plug for something more hideous, wet, and uncomfortable?

 

[Alpotun]

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View from the guest throne

 

[Komocabo]

Do you always keep it in a carboy? I clean and sanitize, but man... I wouldn't use that carbon again. Guest throne or not, it is not a porta-potty

 

[Fedora]

And a shot of the "business end" for good measure. Our indoor outhouse...

They cleaned it! Kinda...

 

[daksin]

Jesus **** you people are disgusting. I only ever jerk it on the work toilet. I would never post to HBT.

 

[Fedora]

Prude.

 

[Fedora]

Bump

 

[drainbamage]

Dump

Ftfy.