Pirates have one....why dont we

[Mountainbeers]

Here's an excellent reference to be edited.

My addition:

Captain [Farmer's] articles

II. If any Man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marooned with one Bottle of [Bud Light], one Bottle of [Boone's Farm], one small Arm, and Shot.

 

[Cold_Steel]

Oh if this goes to the wiki it would be too funny

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Here's an excellent reference to be edited.

My addition:

Captain [Farmer's] articles

II. If any Man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marooned with one Bottle of [Bud Light], one Bottle of [Boone's Farm], one small Arm, and Shot.

Who has the small arm?

 

[Mountainbeers]

Who has the small arm?

By arm that means gun...

 

[Jim Karr]

A brewer must take all opportunities to share recycled yeast slurry with his fellow brewers.

 

[Cold_Steel]

A brewer must take all opportunities to share recycled yeast slurry with his fellow brewers.

i need one right now so i really like that one

 

[Cold_Steel]

I think we got them all. Does anyone want to do a summary? I just saw another person dumping beer!!!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

If it tastes like a wombat crapped on dead rat and stewed it in an old urinal, you STILL have to drink it.

 

[dantose]

Never criticize anoter homebrewer's system unless they specifically ask for advice. If they are drinking it, their system works.

Take every opportunity to offer ther's your homebrew. Bring some to a party, offer guests in your home a bottle, send brief visitors home with a bottle or two.

If you are given beer by a HB to consume later, the bottle should be returned washed and ready for refilling next time you see them.

 

[Hegh]

Code?

More like guidelines, really.

I was going to post that! :rockin:

#whatever: A homebrewer shall not purchase AB products.

 

[tdavisii]

Homebrew code----------You can always tell if its rotten by the smell. I use this for women and beer

 

[jds]

Here's MY version of the homebrewer's code:

1. Brewing is a craft. There are at least three different ways to do something, and five of them are right.
2. He who returns empty bottles may be rewarded. He who throws out empty bottles will forever be stiffed.
3. There are no secret recipes, so share them.
4. The worst day of brewing is better than the best day of working.
5. Homebrew is like sex. When it's good, it's fantastic. When it's bad, it's still pretty damn good.
6. There's always room for another fermenter, another keg, or one more beer.
7. In zythum, fraternitas.

 

[cuinrearview]

Share your good batches to bring others into the fold, your bad batches so that we may all learn. Share the hops you grow to get others growing. Share your yeast so that others may share theirs with you. Share the beer that you have for the goods or services that you do not.

 

[paradoc]

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you."

 

[EMPyre]

The only rule That was ever told to me regarding HB:
To make a beer, one must drink a beer.