Tom Smykowski: It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
Dammit why doesn't anyone in this world know the difference between lose and loose!?!? WHY!?!?!!
Hooolly Shnikes!!!!
not sure how to post it as a link, but this is some funny shtuff. NSFW SITE
Water slide
Reminds me of this one - Tampa Bridge
OK kids, here's the scenario. You were trying to impress some hot babes online, and you suddenly punctured your fish tank. You notice a bucket sitting a few feet away. Do you:
a) Plug the hole with your finger
b) Use the bucket to catch the water and/or fish
c) Yell for mama. She'll know what to do.
Don't piss off Phelps.
gha. There is such a thing as a sore winner. What a dickbag.
What... the $!#%... is THAT?!
What... the $!#%... is THAT?!
*****bagus Americanus - Unfortunately not on the endangered species list.
Love that web site.
*****bagus Americanus - Unfortunately not on the endangered species list.
Love that web site.
I honestly think I went to college with him.
I honestly think I went to college with him.
REALLY bad Halloween costume. but still funny in a sicko kinda way:
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