It's bright, flashy, and has a certain aesthetic quality that is hard to duplicate without Microsoft Paint, but it's not ridiculous. It would be ridiculous if you made it 3 feet tall.
The slogan is awesome, If it's French Bulldog, I say it's gotta go. French is not American!! but if not not oh well. Lighten the Bluetooth ot make it more visible. I think that's the funniest part. Can't be an American DB without a Bluetooth in your ear all day!