Operation: Find the Shittiest Deal on MyBeerCellar.com

[kscaldef]

Out of boredom... edit as you see fit lol

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15sfMdJiqABte-rJk1VK3yW-FMdM2RncJQn6R8ZEkq3Q/edit?usp=sharing

(a lot of random guessing)

A lot of your numbers are quite a bit below original retail prices, I can't really speak to current secondary.

Honestly, I am inclined to believe this is a legitimate estate sale, and the value is quite likely taken from what it was insured for.

 

[wyatt1]

I want a massive bottle share at the reception of my funeral if I die with that much beer.

 

[kscaldef]

I want a massive bottle share at the reception of my funeral if I die with that much beer.

Depressing thoughts: I doubt there would be enough people at my funeral to drink all my beer.

 

[sacrelicio]

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=34472 Lock the thread people. This is the mac daddy of all **** MBC deals. $28,000+$1000 shipping for.....mostly crappy Bruery beers and shelf turds with a few years of age.

What the **** would someone do with all that? Two pallets of decent, but not crazy beer. Even if you had the money, why would you want all that? If I were that rich I'd spend my $28K stocking up on mega wales, lambics, paying to travel to crazy releases, flying to Belgium, **** like that.

 

[sacrelicio]

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=34472 Lock the thread people. This is the mac daddy of all **** MBC deals. $28,000+$1000 shipping for.....mostly crappy Bruery beers and shelf turds with a few years of age.

Shoot, for 28K I'd just hire a kid just out of college to be my personal beer assistant

 

[thefleshlight]

What the **** would someone do with all that? Two pallets of decent, but not crazy beer. Even if you had the money, why would you want all that? If I were that rich I'd spend my $28K stocking up on mega wales, lambics, paying to travel to crazy releases, flying to Belgium, **** like that.

Probably some rich beer noob who doesn't know the first thing about belgium and thought his first bruery beer was amazing.

 

[kscaldef]

Honestly, the most sensible situation I could see for purchasing this is a restaurant wanting to bootstrap a beer program

 

[sacrelicio]

Honestly, the most sensible situation I could see for purchasing this is a restaurant wanting to bootstrap a beer program

Could you theoretically sell these in a retail store? You could be the zomgwalez store for a few months.

 

[thejukes]

I was also wondering about the legality of buying that lot for retail/restaurant.

Other than that, TRADE IT FOR 28 KBBBBBBSSSSES!

 

[user 305778]

It depends on the state probably. With a few fees, you could easily sell that in DC at least. Also, not sure it bothers anyone else, but so many brewery names are misspelled and it annoys the **** out of me.

 

[DrLoveMD]

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=34729

Winner.

 

[JulianB1]

Someone paid $200 for this ****?

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=32398

 

[JulianB1]

Haha, Sam Adams -2007- Triple Bock that is "Sealed and stored upright in cellar since purchase. Original owner."

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=34705

I mean, I don't even think the price is that unreasonable but him not having any clue on the vintage and yet still being the "original owner" is great.

 

[thejukes]

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=34729

Winner.

LOL. 2014 still available at the brewery. $10, I think.

 

[thefleshlight]

LOL. 2014 still available at the brewery. $10, I think.

That's the "highly sought after" 2013 though. So trill

 

[duketheredeemer]

Haha, Sam Adams -2007- Triple Bock that is "Sealed and stored upright in cellar since purchase. Original owner."

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=34705

I mean, I don't even think the price is that unreasonable but him not having any clue on the vintage and yet still being the "original owner" is great.

hahaha, I would have thought it was a mistake, but he says 2007 four separate times.

 

[barleywinefiend]

2 x Almanac Heirloom Pumpkin Barley Wine $50.00
Empty bottle. 2 x Almanac Heirloom Pumpkin Barley Wine 2013. Sealed and stored upright in temp controlled cellar. Beer is drinking very nice right now and could stand a couple more year of aging. Will not ship to HI, Alaska or international. Please pay paypal gift or add additional 3.5% for fees. Please email with any additional info needed.

 

[JulianB1]

2 x Almanac Heirloom Pumpkin Barley Wine $50.00
Empty bottle. 2 x Almanac Heirloom Pumpkin Barley Wine 2013. Sealed and stored upright in temp controlled cellar. Beer is drinking very nice right now and could stand a couple more year of aging. Will not ship to HI, Alaska or international. Please pay paypal gift or add additional 3.5% for fees. Please email with any additional info needed.

Infected?

 

[drgarage1]

Infected?

2013 wasn't infected. 2014 was.

 

[Max]

2 x Almanac Heirloom Pumpkin Barley Wine $50.00
Empty bottle. 2 x Almanac Heirloom Pumpkin Barley Wine 2013. Sealed and stored upright in temp controlled cellar. Beer is drinking very nice right now and could stand a couple more year of aging. Will not ship to HI, Alaska or international. Please pay paypal gift or add additional 3.5% for fees. Please email with any additional info needed.

wait, i'm confused... is it drinking nice right now or can it stand a for a couple more years of aging?

 

[barleywinefiend]

wait, i'm confused... is it drinking nice right now or can it stand a for a couple more years of aging?

No...it's an empty, re-sealed, properly cellared bottle that previously held beer that is drinking nice right now.

 

[HopAG]

so its a nicely drinking empty bottle that may have new contents and potentially infected? hahaha

 

[SeaWatchman]

Who needs MBC when you have The Joel Store?

 

[mixed_master7]

Who needs MBC when you have The Joel Store?

 

[ASak10]

Who needs MBC when you have The Joel Store?

Um excuse me, but it's The Joel Store™

 

[SeaWatchman]

Um excuse me, but it's The Joel Store™

 

[ASak10]

He should trademark that too!

 

[thefleshlight]

Who needs MBC when you have The Joel Store?

Um excuse me, but it's The Joel Store™

He should trademark that too!

 

[patm1986]

http://www.mybeercollectibles.com/listing/4-tree-house-curiosity-eighteen/120521

well, ok.

 

[JulianB1]

http://www.mybeercollectibles.com/listing/4-tree-house-curiosity-eighteen/120521

well, ok.

I refuse to believe these Tree House auctions contain legitimate bids (same thing with that Julius one earlier). I'd rather spend a grand on a KBBS bottle than 200 bucks on a 4-pack of IPAs. At least with the former I can act like the big dick-swinger at a bottle share one time.