Here is the best summary on the OG forum:
MordorMongo
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Apr 10, 2013
An open summary to JWB -
Man I still remember the first time I had some of your homebrew. A homie showed up with what I thought was Kool-aid and instead it turned out to be a brightly colored "Berliner" made by this cat down in Florida. Totally has it goin on strong I thought. Mental notes made. Attempts to try more successful, always happy with the results. This ******* dude is going places I thought to myself. Heard old boy trades, seemed like folks were happy and the bro starts getting notice at fests and brings his magic elixirs and folks are drooling on themselves over it. Start to hear some rumblings he is leaving people hanging. In over his head on trades yes? Happens to all of us I suppose. No sweat dude can still grind some low AvB adjunct Berliners like mad. His game will stay on point. Holy **** you all hear? Bro is going legit, fundraiser up get in quick this **** is magic!!! Take my money, let's do this. Hmmm no time lines given but his game is so tight no worries mate. Ok this is taking a bit but surely he will come through. Hahahahahhahahahahas were had. Hope wasn't lost by all. Surely he can do this. Han Solo can't die. Hey guys, we are finally open!!! The beers are coming!!! Oh they leak a little bit still taste good! Here's your bare minimum we promised you. Wait what you fuckers expected us to do anything other than the minimum since we left you hanging for like two years? Hahahahahahahas on you *******. I'm closing this ****** down because you whiny homies ain't nothing to me. In fact as soon as I shut this bitch down I'm going to produce better beers for half the price just to stick it to you ********* that funded my ****. Btw pick your **** up by Tuesday, if you don't I will resell it and make even more off you rejects. Couple years from now everyone will forget this tire fire and joke will be on all of you for forgetting, Florida.
Yeah I've been day drinking. I was going somewhere but got lost in the lousy English and lack of commas.
**** you and your brewery Wakefield. I genuinely hope people stop supporting you. Your complete lack of respect shown towards the people who backed you shows me you are nothing but a piece of ******* crap dickwad. I hope your brewery folds up like cheap construction paper.
Half of my life, I spent doin' time for some other ******'s crime
MordorMongo,
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