OK, which one of you losers is this?

[annasdadhockey]

Damn..., I didn't think anyone was watching.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Win!

OMFG that was hilarious

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Wow!! That is just amazing drunk! I'm speechless!

 

[springer]

I was wondering where that blue bowl came from ..

 

[jgln]

That's me and I am not going back for more beer, I work there. I was at work so back off!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Anyone else notice that simply the act of holding a six pack made him drunker?

 

[babalu87]

I was hoping for a Naked Gun OJ moment either going in or going out

If that was staged that dude has been HAMMERED before
If its not staged, holy sh!t

Anyone else shocked he went for the InBev product?

 

[StunnedMonkey]

I just read on another site that apparently the guy is on an ether binge. I guess ether has this affect. Who knew? By the way it's 10 in the MORNING in this vid.

 

[jmp138]

That doesn't look very real when he is on the floor for all that time, but I suppose it is. This looks alot like this kid I knew in college, he was a major alcoholic and had cerebral palsy, looked just like this when he went on a bender.

 

[StunnedMonkey]

Actually, I think it looks a wee bit like DeathBrewer.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Actually, I think it looks a wee bit like DeathBrewer.

I thought that too!!!! I have too much class to mention it though.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

I thought that too!!!! I have too much class to mention it though.

Yeah... I was kinda thinkin the same thing but didnt want to mention him too early in the thread

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Ether? nah. I've looked at the vid again, and i can attest that i have done ALL these moves when drunk....Just not all at one time like this, and not always in public!

Who here has never done the door handle swing, or the grabbing onto something like a bowl on a table in the hope of gaining some stability? YUP I've done everything this guy did. I just never choreographed it all together in a virtuoso ballet quite like that in the same sitting!

 

[Clayton]

lmao 123456

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

OK, So it's definitely DeathBrewer then?

 

[brewslut]

I dunno but I guess this guys livin proof that enough S**T beer CAN f**K you up!!

 

[MBasile]

So not my fault! NASA was playing with their horizontal gravity machine in the next town over.

What I like, is that given the lightness outside the door/windows, I'm pretty sure that time stamp is 10:50 AM!

 

[uglygoat]

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge,

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge,

I see your new avatar. I suggest you change your name to SexyGoat

 

[Ashz]

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge,

Haha! Uglygoat wins for the HST ether reference!

 

[dataz722]

Ether? nah. I've looked at the vid again, and i can attest that i have done ALL these moves when drunk....Just not all at one time like this, and not always in public!

Who here has never done the door handle swing, or the grabbing onto something like a bowl on a table in the hope of gaining some stability? YUP I've done everything this guy did. I just never choreographed it all together in a virtuoso ballet quite like that in the same sitting!

I can admit to the drunken door handle swing. I have never had that much trouble getting back up after falling though.

 

[Hammy71]

wow....oddly the thing that caught my attention was the music....usually I'm annoyed by the music people dub on their "productions" on you-tube...but this one actually fit the video well... I was getting dizzy just watchin the guy on the floor....waiting for him to hurl or something....

 

[mitch171]

Things that are amazing about this video:

I think he went for Keystone "Red" AKA reject Coors Original.

He knew right where it is, even in this state.

Using music from "Requiem for a Dream." If you haven't seen it, see it. Knowing the movie will make this clip even more epic.

This took place before noon but too late for the possibility of just being drunk still from the night before. I have many a morning at 6-7 where I may still be drunk from the night before, but this guy had to have started around 8-9.

It took so long for anyone to notice.

Things I am surprised didn't happen/wish did happen.

I am surprised no random food choice/eating didn't take place.

No lose of bodily fluids, either accident or intentional.

Would have liked to see this guy try to pay.

Things I wonder about:

How did this guy get there and how will he get home.

Why wouldn't you call an ambulance for this guy and not just kick him out.

 

[StunnedMonkey]

Why wouldn't you call an ambulance for this guy and not just kick him out.

Without sound it's hard to know how coherent he was. At one point it looks like he speaks to the old guy. Like I said, another site claims that he's not actually "drunk" but on Ether, which I guess causes severe loss of motor control...you know what you want to do but you can't make your arms and legs cooperate. It sort of fits what is shown here.

 

[mitch171]

Still this guy should not be left to his own ability. I would be afraid he would walk into traffic by accident. In some cases the store could be held liable if they didn't act. But regardless it is a hilarious video

 

[uglygoat]

**** that... toss that whacko out on his ass. you never saw him.

i'd hope my fellow citizens would do the same to me. no harm, no foul.

still, it's ether, he'd never have gotten there on his own...

 

[DeathBrewer]

Actually, I think it looks a wee bit like DeathBrewer.

I thought that too!!!! I have too much class to mention it though.

Yeah... I was kinda thinkin the same thing but didnt want to mention him too early in the thread

I won't say I haven't done something like that (can't watch the video at werk), but I don't care how ****in' drunk I am, I wouldn't grab budweiser.

My usual drunken nights of mayhem would involve getting pissed because they ONLY had bud light and trying to stomp out of the place, only to lose my balance, wind up falling shoulders-first backwards into the glass, cutting myself just enough to not need stitches and somehow wake up at home in my own bloody bed with only my "good" friends to tell me what happened and how funny it was.

Ether? nah. I've looked at the vid again, and i can attest that i have done ALL these moves when drunk....Just not all at one time like this, and not always in public!

Who here has never done the door handle swing, or the grabbing onto something like a bowl on a table in the hope of gaining some stability? YUP I've done everything this guy did. I just never choreographed it all together in a virtuoso ballet quite like that in the same sitting!

Can't wait to watch this when I get home.

 

[mrk305]

Ether? Sh*t, about the time I thought I had done everything they come up with something new. So what? Are they huffing starting fluid now?

 

[quickerNu]

I must confess to the drunken door swing, and even the lean waaaay back walk to keep from falling forward, but to prevent the rolling around on the floor part- go to the grocery store, not the stop and rob. Grocery stores have the electric carts you can drive reallly slowly.

 

[scottthorn]

Ether? Sh*t, about the time I thought I had done everything they come up with something new.

Ether has been used for intoxication for a long, long time. It has been in mainstream culture for decades. How about the children's book "Curious George Takes A Job" (published in 1973)?

or the Hunter S. Thompson quote referenced above from Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1971)

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
sums up the video nicely