Oh wonderous keyboard confrontative a-hole...

[Tutsbrew]

I'm drinking beer. What the f--k's the problem NOW?

 

[Zuljin]

Wanna makeout?

 

[boydster]

You are WHAT?? Drinking a BEER????

You insidious drunkard. How dare you? And to flaunt it like this? Shameful. I'm drinking nine beers simultaneously right now. What a childish thread to start.

 

[Zuljin]

Nine? Nine! Nine! Nine! I want rum and root beer, but I've nine root beer.

 

[boydster]

Nine? Nine! Nine! Nine! I want rum and root beer, but I've nine root beer.

Well then, what is the problem? Do you only have eight rum? I will send you 3 franks and a butter. But not my monkey. Or Prudence, she is too sweet and also shy. I hope this helps.

 

[Zuljin]

Butter would help. Thanks. I'll add brown sugar and cinnamon to it. And bacon, of course.

 

[ruger988]

What the f**k did I just read?

Ahh screw it, Prost! ...

 

[boydster]

And bacon, of course.

Not Kevin, please. Sometimes I still get tremors. Stupid worms.

 

[passedpawn]

Something in my yogurt moved... there it goes again.

What the hell is a live culture? If it's cultured, do I have anything to fear?

 

[Zuljin]

I work with a guy who looks like Kevin Bacon. He denies it, but it's pretty obvious.

Spoon. It's a spoon.

 

[hunter_le five]

If you are having problems with your keyboard, I would suggest calling the tech support number listed in your keyboard's user manual. They may wish to walk you through the installation of various drivers, so be sure to have any installation disks that came with the keyboard handy when you call.

If the keyboard turns out to be defective, you should be able to exchange it for a new one at the store from which you purchased the keyboard.

Let me know if you have any more questions about keyboard troubleshooting. As always, we are here to help.

 

[JohnnyO]

I work with a guy who looks like Kevin Bacon. He denies it, but it's pretty obvious.

Spoon. It's a spoon.

Z, I'm so happy you've found your place in the world.

Fuzzy comb tastes metal.

 

[day_trippr]

I work with a guy who looks like Kevin Bacon. He denies it, but it's pretty obvious.

Spoon. It's a spoon.

 

[Zuljin]

Ah. The taste of metal. Copper is nice. Sultry. Aluminum is tangy. Did I ever tell yall Big Flats tastes like salt water from an old iron pipe? I'm pretty sure I did. There's only so many people I'd have that conversation with, and I know all of them.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Shenanigans!

 

[Billy-Klubb]

there is a spoon The Tick says so. never argue with The Tick.

Shenanigans!

it's too early to call shenanigans. that's a 3rd page post. get back in line.

 

[boydster]

My Alpha-bits spelled spoon the other day. Today, they spelled redrum. I thought that was strange, but then all these strangers showed up in my house and one of them was pouring drinks and it made me wonder... where is my ax, anyway?

 

[hunter_le five]

Did you guys know that Obama is a homebrewer?

Also, apparently there's this dude that can ferment beer in his stomach. The guy is just literally sloshed all day long.

 

[boydster]

I saw a video about him home brewing. He wasn't in it, oddly enough. His staff seemed to know what they were doing, though. Might have been filmed during a time when we was busy with other stuff.

If I had staff to brew for me when I was too busy... well... I guess I'd probably be the owner of a brewery, now that I think about it.

 

[Zuljin]

The stomach guy has staff? Is it the deadly kind?

 

[passedpawn]

I wanna wake up. It's a nightmare. Tech support!

 

[boydster]

The stomach guy has staff? Is it the deadly kind?

I didn't think it was staph. I'm pretty sure it was autobrewery syndrome.

I wanna wake up. It's a nightmare. Tech support!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?