Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

The spread might break 30

 

[day_trippr]

That looks like a broken ankle right there. I think Siemian's toast...

 

[bluemoose]

Who’s the third string?

 

[bluemoose]

Looked really bad. I don’t think siemian is that pliable.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Spread just hit 37

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They're Falked

 

[HoppyDaze]

“Dolphins are the worst NFL team since early 90s Patriots”

Jets: “hold my beer”

 

[user 574]

Hey NE circle jerks. I’m going to be downtown Boston 7-10th at a conference. Any recommendations how to avoid you? [emoji38]

Actually haven’t confirmed flights yet but maybe 8th or 9th eve if not too far out of central

 

[HoppyDaze]

They don’t like outsiders. Strange perspective makes them insecure...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey NE circle jerks. I’m going to be downtown Boston 7-10th at a conference. Any recommendations how to avoid you? [emoji38]

Actually haven’t confirmed flights yet but maybe 8th or 9th eve if not too far out of central

Hang out in the city. Should be a piece if cake avoiding all of us that way

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey NE circle jerks. I’m going to be downtown Boston 7-10th at a conference. Any recommendations how to avoid you? [emoji38]

Actually haven’t confirmed flights yet but maybe 8th or 9th eve if not too far out of central

Trilliums Fenway Bier Garten might be opened by then. The Greenway is ok due to its central location and proximity to the brewery. The Fenway seems like a better outside setup with a bunch of other food options close by.

 

[day_trippr]

“Dolphins are the worst NFL team since early 90s Patriots”
Jets: “hold my beer”

Genuinely funny. There's hope for you yet

NE-NJ spread is up to 23, Dallas-Miami is only 21. Crazy numbers but as evidenced so far, probably on point...

 

[Kent88]

Who is the top draft prospect that Miami is after?

 

[day_trippr]

Tua?

 

[bob1852]

Tua?

Yeah. Cuz drafting decent college QBs with questionable NFL skillsets in the top 5 when the rest of your team is garbage works so well.

Signed,

The Arizona Cardinals

 

[HoppyDaze]

What you talking about, Willis?

- Kansas City Chiefs

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mahomes: 0-2 against The Machine.

 

[HoppyDaze]

He's like 14 years old

 

[bob1852]

What you talking about, Willis?

- Kansas City Chiefs

No one even heard of Mahomes when he played in college. Thanks for making my point...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nice try AZ

 

[Kent88]

Brown apparently likes to pass gas in doctors faces:

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/201...repeatedly-farted-in-his-face-owes-him-11500/

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let me guess... you can’t respect him or the NFL now.

Am I close?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think maybe he witnessed the Nancy Kerrigan attack.

 

[Kent88]

I have no interest at to time in debating the recent accusations women have made against Brown here.

The stuff about him flatuleting on doctors seemed juvenile enough that people around here might laugh at it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So there is a scenario where a doctor getting his face farted on that's not funny?

 

[Cape Brewing]

So there is a scenario where a doctor getting his face farted on that's not funny?

I can’t think of one.

 

[Kent88]

If you're the doctor, I suppose

 

[day_trippr]

I've considered it, in retaliation for the yearly digital violation by my PC

 

[Kent88]

Jets: so... is his spleen still enlarged?
Doc: Yes
Jets: Can he play?
Doc: His spleen is swollen and might rupture!
Jets: so... yes?

https://mobile.twitter.com/MMehtaNYDN/status/1174006613226741760

 

[TheDudeLebowski]