Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

So spectacular

 

[Kent88]

So Julio Jones took the week off to pressure the Falcons to give him a contract?

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

Miami Dolphins, Miami Dolphins, they are the team for you and me [emoji31]

 

[bluemoose]

Big d1ck nick will be cooling his heels with a broken clavicle.
Too bad, he deserved a shot as a starter.

 

[Kent88]

Jets suck.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Love the Jets

Jets suck.

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

Welcome to the Adam Gase era [emoji1787]

Love the Jets

 

[Kent88]

When I was checking scores a while ago it looked like detroit had wrapped up the game against arizona. In regulation.

now... lolwut?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[TheDudeLebowski]

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[day_trippr]

Do it! He definitely makes for a large easy target
And he's probably bored...

 

[HoppyDaze]

What a nerd

 

[day_trippr]

Utter domination. And an amazingly coherent effort - on both sides of the line - for this early in the season.
Gotta feel pretty good about the Patriots chances at this point...

[edit] Forgot about the "no snap" play. Hilarious! I've never seen that before...



[another edit] For fans of teams that will never see this happen

 

[ZmannR2]

The 'Boys are back folks.....watch out

 

[davidabcd]

When I was checking scores a while ago it looked like detroit had wrapped up the game against arizona. In regulation.

now... lolwut?

It's way funnier if you don't live in Detroit.

 

[Kent88]

I suppose it is. I'd ask you what happened, but I suppose it's too soon.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Detroit is a piece of sh!t and so is your face.

 

[bob1852]

Utter domination.

Weakest schedule ever.

LSU could beat the Steelers.

 

[davidabcd]

what happened,

1. Over-coaching/someone had a stroke--Time out called and ruined a perfectly good play.
2. Prevent defense allowed the rookie quarterback, who had been struggling all day, to gain confidence and rhythm. The tested-out method is to stunt and blitz and stunt and blitz new quarterbacks. Didn't do it.

 

[bob1852]

1. Over-coaching/someone had a stroke--Time out called and ruined a perfectly good play.
2. Prevent defense allowed the rookie quarterback, who had been struggling all day, to gain confidence and rhythm. The tested-out method is to stunt and blitz and stunt and blitz new quarterbacks. Didn't do it.

3. Illegal pick not called on last TD.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... they’re totally gonna win #7 this year.

 

[day_trippr]

I cannot remember the Patriots having so much strength on both sides of the ball, usually one side has clearly carried the other...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy shti..... (the Browns fan that fell off the van),.. so no... not so spectacular

 

[day_trippr]

All kinds of suckage at FirstEnergy Stadium for Browns fans yesterday...

 

[Cape Brewing]

That’s horrible though. I (like everyone did) thought it was just some drunk idiot that fell.

Even if it was a drunk idiot, I don’t wanna see someone get hurt like that. Ehhhh except maybe those Bills Mafia idiots... those folks... I’ll sleep at night... but I feel bad about this guy

 

[Beernik]

This morning I was bummed I’d miss the end of the Bronco-Raiders game because I’m on the road to Portland tomorrow.

Right now, I’m kind of thankful I won’t have to sit through the 4th quarter.

 

[day_trippr]

PSA: Brees ain't elite no mo'. Saving NO's bacon in the last seconds ain't domination.
Otherwise, watching the Broncos pretty much doing nothing to win this game...

 

[HoppyDaze]

That’s horrible though. I (like everyone did) thought it was just some drunk idiot that fell.

Even if it was a drunk idiot, I don’t wanna see someone get hurt like that. Ehhhh except maybe those Bills Mafia idiots... those folks... I’ll sleep at night... but I feel bad about this guy

You better donate you Richard

 

[HoppyDaze]

PSA: Brees ain't elite no mo'. Saving NO's bacon in the last seconds ain't domination.
Otherwise, watching the Broncos pretty much doing nothing to win this game...

wrong again dum dum

 

[Beer-lord]

PSA: Brees ain't elite no mo'. Saving NO's bacon in the last seconds ain't domination.
Otherwise, watching the Broncos pretty much doing nothing to win this game...

If you consider how the refs managed to blow another easy peasy decision right before the half and most likely would have meant a field goal going into the half and then having 37 seconds to get the kicker into a not very likely FG to win, plus 370 yards passing even forgetting his past record breaking feats, I think 95% of non biased sports fans would call him elite.
But being a Saints fan, I am biased!