Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Even Andy Reid couldn't lose in a first round bye...

He'd take a timeout and f the whole thing up.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Was wondering if you hit your head this morning
Both KC and SD are a win up on the Pats and obviously if either remain ahead the AFC championship game wouldn't be played in Foxboro...

Yeah, but its one game and the Pats hold the tie breaker on the Chiefs. I don’t think it’s some insane long shot.

 

[HoppyDaze]

AFC looking tough in Minneapolis

 

[Kent88]

Man Hoppy, you gotta be happy with that game. It makes that tickle fight that the seachickens won look almost legit.

 

[Rodent]

bracing myself for the neighborhood SeaHens fans to start whipping themselves into convulsing, mouth-frothing maniacs over their 'sure to be, commanding victory' today (over the worst team in the NFL)

would be glorious if the 49ers could pull off an upset

 

[HoppyDaze]

You are such a ******

 

[day_trippr]

Colts spanking the Cowboys so far. I like that.

 

[day_trippr]

Trubisky!

 

[Rodent]

Janikowski - "o snap - James Jr is running right at me I MUST get out of bounds before he hits me while running that ball back for a touchdown!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Everyone... rejoice.

The dynasty has come to an end

 

[Cape Brewing]

(And that post was well before the GOAT’s awful pick)

 

[Cape Brewing]

(And that post was well before the GOAT’s awful pick)

 

[Kent88]

Huh, didn't see the 49ers taking the seachickens to overtime.

 

[Kent88]

Whoa, Patriots might miss out on a first round bye...

 

[Rodent]

bracing myself for the neighborhood SeaHens fans to start whipping themselves into convulsing, mouth-frothing maniacs over their 'sure to be, commanding victory' today (over the worst team in the NFL)

would be glorious if the 49ers could pull off an upset

sure is AWFULLY QUIET here in the neighborhood ... could it be?

why yes indeed, the 49ers got to play spoiler over the SeaHens today!

 

[user 574]

John Randle and I being buds (on the right) just before telling him im a Packers fan

Not posting second pic

 

[Kent88]

Seachickens lost, Green Bay lost, Patriots lost.

Yep, almost everyone is going to be crabby for the next few days.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Awfully quiet from who??

Hoppy is the resident Seachicken fan (see how bad ass I was there?) and I’ve never seen him back down from a loss

 

[Kent88]

John Randle! Only defensive lineman to ever get a QB (Trent Dilfer) ejected. I saw a video on that on NFL Network a few years ago.

 

[bluemoose]

The fact that the Steelers scored that small a point total against the worst defense in the league gives me hope. They clearly had been working on the game plan for 4 weeks.

 

[bob1852]

John Randle! Only defensive lineman to ever get a QB (Trent Dilfer) ejected. I saw a video on that on NFL Network a few years ago.

Day_Tripper probably has that game on VHS.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The fact that the Steelers scored that small a point total against the worst defense in the league gives me hope. They clearly had been working on the game plan for 4 weeks.

Gives you hope? They’re done. They are going 0-1 when the playoffs start regardless of where the game is played.

 

[Cape Brewing]

John Randall and I being buds (on the right) just before telling him im a Packers fan View attachment 602786

Not posting second pic

1) no one cares

2) Atkins. Look into it.

 

[bluemoose]

Gives you hope? They’re done. They are going 0-1 when the playoffs start regardless of where the game is played.

Pats defense is terrible. Holding the Steelers, with their weapons to 17 should give you the win. How the offense only scores 10 is baffling.
Bills and jets Superbowls are in the next two weeks. Pats better figure something out, or wildcard weekend could be a total disaster.

 

[Rodent]

and way back in Aug ... whooda thunk the Browns would have a better win/loss record than Green Bay?

 

[Cape Brewing]

and way back in Aug ... whooda thunk the Browns would have a better win/loss record than Green Bay?

Anyone who wasn’t stupid

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats defense is terrible. Holding the Steelers, with their weapons to 17 should give you the win. How the offense only scores 10 is baffling.
Bills and jets Superbowls are in the next two weeks. Pats better figure something out, or wildcard weekend could be a total disaster.

It’s not baffling... Rothlesbcjcudyattvekger is freakin in the same boat as Brady and brutally beyond his prime. Only reason that game was remotely close was Big Ben blows and gagged up two gross picks.

 

[Rodent]

 

[day_trippr]

Back to back poorly played games by the Patriots.
I fear the wheels have come off both sides of the line of scrimmage.
No bueno.

Not giving up on them yet but I may be in the minority on that...

 

[user 574]

1) no one cares

2) Atkins. Look into it.

So insecure