Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Maybe he's just getting warmed up...

 

[Kent88]

I'm confused. Apparently I was mistaken?

 

[day_trippr]

fwiw, PKU = Please Keep Up

 

[Kent88]

Just looked it up on urban dictionary, apparently it also stands for "please kill yourself", so that's not cool.

Also, "yourself" doesn't start with U, so I guess kids these days are just that awful.

 

[day_trippr]

Yikes!
Pretty sure that's not what AZ was going for

 

[HoppyDaze]

Kent. Chill... that’s not what PKU means in this context, freakin obviously. Had you PKU’d earlier you’d get it... but you didn’t. So shhh

 

[HoppyDaze]

Skins getting slaughtered on Columbus Day. Wish it was a first.

 

[bob1852]

Just looked it up on urban dictionary, apparently it also stands for "please kill yourself", so that's not cool.

Also, "yourself" doesn't start with U, so I guess kids these days are just that awful.

Meh. U know wat else isn't cool?

Assuming...

 

[Kent88]

I wasn't assuming, just making an observation.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Totally assuming

 

[Kent88]

Why are you so quick to assume that I assumed?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cuz you’re an assumer.

It’s obvious

 

[bob1852]

I'll just leave this here...

 

[Kent88]

I'm going to assume that you were just very helpful, AZ.

 

[BamaProud]

I assume yalls foosball teams lost, because you are arguing over some stoopid stuff.

 

[bluemoose]

I’m going to assume Bamaproud’s mother and father are siblings.

 

[day_trippr]

That's pretty much a lock...

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys be nice to Uncle Daddy Cletus...He was bornt that way.

 

[BamaProud]

I’m going to assume Bamaproud’s mother and father are siblings.

Pretty un-original, color me disappointed.
Something about an Alabama fan being able to read a message board, or questioning how I'm going to be able to count Alabama wins when I run out of fingers would be better. ...try tying it into the thread somehow.

 

[BamaProud]

That's pretty much a lock...

Yall can PM me if you need more help.

 

[Kent88]

Even while the NFCN is having a bad season, the fans are still finding ways to have fun with it:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DetLionsPodcast/status/1050081886758940674

 

[Cape Brewing]

So anyway....

 

[HoppyDaze]

Great job Cape. You’re making all the difference for that squad

 

[day_trippr]

It's a demanding job but Cape is on top of it...

 

[bob1852]

So anyway....

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I've never lost a game in Gillette stadium either.

Fact.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I've never lost a game in Gillette stadium either.

Fact.

Troo... but you’re also winless. So you’re worse than the Browns, by an enormous amount.

Nice job... suck bag.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you’re worse than the Browns, by an enormous amount.

Whoa! That’s cold.

 

[Rodent]

speaking of worse than the Browns, check out basement dwellers in the AFC win-loss standings as of this week ...

Or for that matter, who in all of NFL this year has a team that is either tied or envious of the Browns current standings:

 

[day_trippr]

Did this den of iniquity just gain a Browns fan?
That could be fun

 

[Kent88]

Goodnight everyone except Brown's DC Gregg Williams.