Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

There’s a great GIF file floating around showing Gronk getting absolutely mugged half a dozen times on that route prior to the pick

You must have a different definition of mugged than every other human being.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope. Same as everyone elses.

 

[day_trippr]

[..]Are we suspending for optics or outcomes?

"You are suspended for the dangerous and unsportsmanlike acts you committed during the fourth quarter of last night's game," Runyan wrote. "Specifically, with 7:10 remaining, on a passing play to a running back, you lined up a defender and delivered a violent and unnecessary blindside shot to his head and neck area. You then 'celebrated' the play by standing over him and taunting him. The contact you made with your opponent placed the opposing player at risk of serious injury and could have been avoided. Your conduct following the hit fell far below the high standards of sportsmanship expected of an NFL player."

So, "yes".

 

[day_trippr]

Someone (else?) is going to die out there if they get these savages in control.

So racist.

 

[Cape Brewing]

NFC is so terrible

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think its awesome when someone scores a touchdown and leaps into the stands.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No love for the Steelers at all but this Ryan Shazier thing sucks. Such a bummer and not looking good.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. Realignment doesn't sound good but I heard movement. They have advanced in these injuries so hopefully he'll return back to normal.

No love for the Steelers but always for their continuous competition. Plus Tomlin's continuous mental meltdowns.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cool. I hadn’t heard movement yet so that’s at least positive.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I heard movement before I heard about the surgery. Always tricky with inflammation and damage.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndic...r-injury-has-movement-in-extremities.amp.html

 

[HoppyDaze]

No love for the Steelers at all but this Ryan Shazier thing sucks. Such a bummer and not looking good.

we know...you only like the Patriots and have no appreciation for anything else football related.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever.

College football’s level of suck is only eclipsed by your own.

 

[paulthenurse]

No one kneeled before the Army Navy game.

Go figure.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And?

They were probably too afraid to kneel given your vicious wrath of putting up a flag pole.

(Shivers)

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not sure Army's camouflage uniforms are working...

 

[paulthenurse]

You’ll totally enjoy me putting a flag pole up your azz.

 

[smurfjuice]

 

[Cape Brewing]

“But... but... day done kneeled! Day hate ‘Merica!! Ooooo I hate dem now!!!”

Freakin knuckle dragger.

“Hey maw!! Come lookit that there flagpole I done put up!!! At’ll show dem fancy rich NFL players!!”

I’m blown away you’re apparently able to actually operate a motorized vehicle

 

[smurfjuice]

With a hook inna back ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Browns.

Pfft

ppppppfffftttt

 

[WI_Wino]

Rodgers still looks like a lock to win mvp.

 

[bluemoose]

Time to start thinking about trading Rodgers while he still has some value.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice win... looked real sharp

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Blake Bortles.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can only hope to contain him

 

[jammin]

When are QB’s gonna learn they’re supposed to throw the ball, not run it?

 

[bluemoose]

Tom Brady knows this. Course, he’s the GOAT.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Jobbed on calls. Shocker

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wilson should throw the ball more.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The thing with Bortles is that he’s not that good but at least he doesn’t throw a ton of picks... which will kill a team