Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Bennett in uniform, practicing in full pads today.

Told you he was fine. I dunno what the hell GB was talking about

 

[Cape Brewing]

That’s a shame about Dick Sherman. Hate to see such a solid guy go down for the season.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Bennett in uniform, practicing in full pads today.

Told you he was fine. I dunno what the hell GB was talking about

Stink of failure that is Wisconsin. Hope he can contribute without getting hurt.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Bennett probably spent four hours in a scalding shower once he got to Gillette trying to wash the suck off.

 

[bluemoose]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ38PGV_3wg[/ame]
Marty be like...

 

[day_trippr]

Patriots Injury Report

OUT:
DT Malcom Brown - Ankle (DNP)
T Marcus Cannon - Ankle (DNP)
WR Chris Hogan - Shoulder (DNP)

DOUBTFUL
No Players Listed

QUESTIONABLE
WR Danny Amendola - Knee (LP)
TE Martellus Bennett - Shoulder (LP)
CB Stephon Gilmore - Concussion / Ankle (LP)
DL Cassius Marsh - Shoulder (LP)
CB Eric Rowe - Groin (LP)

Definitely gonna miss Hogan, he's been the closest thing to Squirrel we have, and we need all the offensive weapons we can muster in this game.
Defense, not so critical. If Osweiler is QB I don't see the Denver offense as much of a threat...

 

[GenIke]

I put 14 on the broncos for my office confidence pool. Easy money.

 

[day_trippr]

You bet 14 whole dollars on Denver beating the spread?
Whoa! That's like a week's pay for you, ainna?

 

[bob1852]

You bet 14 whole dollars on Denver beating the spread?
Whoa! That's like a week's pay for you, ainna?

Why you not know what a confidence pool is?

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not a gambler - like, not even a tiny bit - so the "confidence" thing missed me completely. Had to look it up. My bad.

Aaanyway...betting against the Pats after watching Philly disembowel the Broncos? Four losses in a row? Really?

 

[bob1852]

I'm not a gambler

Speaking of, where the hell is dataz?

 

[bluemoose]

I miss his valuable insights.

 

[BamaProud]

I'll just go ahead and get this out of the way. I'm going to be hunting all weekend.

 

[user 574]

One of the kin folk gone missin again?

 

[bluemoose]

Squirrel season.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think it's coon season down there.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah, first cousins are in rut this time of year.

 

[GenIke]

I'm not a gambler - like, not even a tiny bit - so the "confidence" thing missed me completely. Had to look it up. My bad.

Aaanyway...betting against the Pats after watching Philly disembowel the Broncos? Four losses in a row? Really?

It's a pool. You throw in $2 and the winner gets $20. It helps to be contrarian.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Two whole dollars? Baller

 

[bluemoose]

You bet 14 whole dollars on Denver beating the spread?

Whoa! That's like a week's pay for you, ainna?

You were seven times too optimistic.

 

[paulthenurse]

I think it's coon season down there.

Reported.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Stupid Colts

 

[Cape Brewing]

This Jag’s game is crazy. All 700 people in the stands must be going insane

 

[jammin]

Brock Lobster time

 

[bluemoose]

Better than a deep pass! Special teams

 

[day_trippr]

Well this has been an interesting game so far.
Turns out Osweiler isn't The Weakest Link this week - it's their special teams.

If Butler can stop being bought by back-shoulder stuff this game is over...

 

[GenIke]

I wonder if Costas is pissed that he didnt get to do his usual halftime lecture?

 

[Cape Brewing]

God they’re so good.

It’s been like effin 20 years too

 

[day_trippr]

That was a great game for the Patriots, an old fashioned beat down.
Nearly every bit of the game plan clicked, everyone played big, and the gifts while welcome weren't even needed.

We're On To Mexico! AAAARIBA!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dunno if anyone saw it but Brady broke the all time wins record tonight. Pretty big milestone