Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

The Seahawks are like the Jets of the NFC... only they have the added insult of the NFC being terrible

 

[motobrewer]

Packers look good too.

Bengals are a perennial powehouse

On point

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

When it comes to winning the game GB believes in their kicker. Have a seat Aaron.

 

[motobrewer]

Yawn these dominating games are boring to watch

 

[paulthenurse]

Aaron Rodgers first overtime win today.

So cute.

 

[motobrewer]

Aaron Rodgers first overtime win today.

So cute.

To be fair, he usually doesn't need 5 quarters to dominate.

Sorry Brady can't to it in regular time.

 

[paulthenurse]

So Hoppy,

Three penalties? On one play? ONE GUY GETS THEE PENALTIES ON ONE FRIGGIN' PLAY?

Three game suspension?

 

[motobrewer]

Hoppy! Al Michaels just said beast mode runs harder than anyone!!!

You must be so proud.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So Hoppy,

Three penalties? On one play? ONE GUY GETS THEE PENALTIES ON ONE FRIGGIN' PLAY?

Three game suspension?

Seattle Strong.

 

[user 574]

When it comes to winning the game GB believes in their kicker. Have a seat Aaron.

Basic odds management. I had to explain it to my girlfriend...

 

[HoppyDaze]

So Hoppy,

Three penalties? On one play? ONE GUY GETS THEE PENALTIES ON ONE FRIGGIN' PLAY?

Three game suspension?

I hope. That dude is a piece of sh!t and I hope he gets hit by a bus

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya think the Seahawks are going to draft a qb with their first round pick?

Probably makes sense

 

[motobrewer]

Oh man. Hoppy bitching about Sherman!??!

We've...come full circle.

And we all know what circle that is.

It's...almost...wheel-like.....

 

[motobrewer]

I hope. That dude is a piece of sh!t and I hope he gets hit by a bus

Seahawks need to beat someone meaningful so Goodell can complete the Wheel of Stupidity. It's a big hit with people new to the league that are bad at math and logic.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Basic odds management. I had to explain it to my girlfriend...

Yea. Why gain confidence on stepping on another teams throat and risk scarring Rodgers with not being able to score in a tense no meaning regular season game? It is Cincy.

 

[motobrewer]

Yea. Why gain confidence on stepping on another teams throat and risk scarring Rodgers with not being able to score in a tense no meaning regular season game? It is Cincy.

Ahhhhahhahaahhahaahahha!!!!!!!



Haaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

Sherman's biggest mistake was not taking the Patriots deal and getting off the sinking ship that is Seattle...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sherman's biggest mistake was not taking the Patriots deal and getting off the sinking ship that is Seattle...

... probably allergic to jewelry

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He probably got the best he could expect out of exploring the possibility. You know, visiting Patriot Place and seeing the 5 Superbowl trophies.

 

[motobrewer]

god damn this guy is dumber than lebowski.

These days, even if I get an adequate amount of sun, I won’t get a sunburn, which I credit to the amount of water I drink.

http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-thinks-drinking-a-lot-of-water-prevents-sunbu-1818625600

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

But he throws a mean touchdown. A lot of them.

 

[bob1852]

god damn this guy is dumber than lebowski.



http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-thinks-drinking-a-lot-of-water-prevents-sunbu-1818625600

Jesus Christ....

And you didn't even include the alkalinity comment.

He's as bad as the food babe....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He went to a midwest state school. It's a good choice for football or animal husbandry. It's a safe bet that everyone else is smarter than you if you attended a midwest school for any other career choice. But yea there are a lot of people dumber than me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you guys see who is leading the league in passing TDs, passing yards, super bowl rings, and has the fewest picks?

 

[bob1852]

Nope. I just pay attention to number of knees taken.

And Cape is the GOAT for that...

 

[bluemoose]

Tom will be 45 and guys will be saying, " see, see I told you he would decline!" Stats will still be better than Aaron Rodgers.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you guys see who is leading the league in passing TDs, passing yards, super bowl rings, and has the fewest picks?

I bet he couldn't do that behind this OL

 

[bluemoose]

I remember years when we had that offensive line.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Someone in here argued with me when I said how huge of a mistake it was to trade perennial pro-bowl center Max Unger for fvcking Jimmy Graham. What a joke...

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s less fun when you make put down the Seahawks yourself.